Having seen the stickers of the Happy Fifties Guy with Pipe all over a local college campus for years, I’m glad to finally learn more. Thanks, Eutychus, for this 1999 column.
I noticed a typo. The next-to-last paragraph begins, “Philosophically, the church owes it’s origin to the Discordian movement of the late 60’s and 70’s.” Don’t need that apostrophe in “its.”
The world ends tomorrow? Today’s generation accustomed to one click ordering and express delivery doesn’t have the patients to wait around for that.
Have intercourse with a beautiful live girl? Today’s generation accustom to one click ordering and…
“Twenty-four-hour banking? I don’t have time for that.” - Steven Wright
Thank you! It’s always a bit of a surprise when a sixteen year old column shows up on the front page again!