With this new thread trend going around, I had to ask this before anyone else did.
So what’s the least amount of time it’s taken you to…you know.
I’m not going to 'fess up first though!
I’m a woman, so being fast in this case can be a good thing, right? [Energizer Bunny]She keeps coming and coming and coming…[/Energizer Bunny]
Fine, I’ll fess up first.
The absolute fastest for me was about 2 hours, or 3 beers depending how you keep track of these things. 
Wait, now I’m confused . . . is the question how fast you’ve gotten someone in bed with you, or how fast you’ve finished once the bedroom activities start?
If it’s the former, I’ve already answered. For the latter. . .
Now come on guys, we all know that first time is no Olympic-quality endurance time. It’s more like “Ooh look breasts!” followed by, “Aw gee, I’m sorry about your shoes. That’s not suede is it?”
Porcupine: BWAHAHAAAHAA!
Okay, I know it’s not that funny, just something about it struck me as being real funny for a few seconds. Of course, I’ll confess, I’m still doped up from the Nyquil (The Nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, achy, stuffy head, fever so you can wake up hungover and still intoxicated, so you can have a “feeling like I was run over by a truck” morning medicine.
As to the OP, I plead the Fifth
17 seconds, limp to shoot.
Before you ask, no I’m not sick. I’ve had insomnia so bad for the last month that I got desperate last night and drank some of my children’s Nyquil (only a couple of teaspoons, even the kid’s stuff is some strong shit). Gah! Now I do feel sick, even though it’s just the typical cough medicine hangover. Anybody know how to cure a medicine hangover?
Wait…don’t answer that. I’ll start another thread. Let’s keep the topic on what it is supposed to be, namely hot, sweaty, stinky sex
6 months.
Then we had kids.
Well, there was that time I strapped a 500cc and some mag wheels to my Postur-pedic. Got that down-filled beauty up to 97mph on a straightaway. I swear, if I’d stuck my arms out to the side, I’d 'a caught air…
Oh…
Y’mean we’re talking ‘bout bumpin’ uglies?
[sub]ummm, nevermind[/sub]
People TIME this?? I’ve usually got something on my mind other than watching the clock…
10 minutes the first time (it had been awhile), 45 the second.
I can better you on that one. About 10 seconds. Course is had been a couple of years. :D:D It did get better after that.
Honestly, my first performance of the evening is always the shortest (maybe 15s). We usually try to get that one out of the way before we begin ;).
I’m so damn speedy in bed I’m often fast asleep!
(rimshot)
Whatever! No WAY could you get one of those 600-pounders up to 97 with only 500cc’s!