“She was every pirate’s dream; a sunken chest!”
Cum dumpster
I thought it was like the old joke.
After unsatisfying sex the woman says to the man, “Why didn’t you tell me you have such a small organ?”
And the man says, “Why didn’t you tell me I was playing in Madison Square Garden?”
As far as the cavernous vagina insults go, I think Denis Leary said it best on Rescue Me, when he said something along the lines of “fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”.
OK, made me laugh. I’m oddly attracted to Denis Leary in this kind of “grosses me out but I wanna do him” way.
Her jeans make her look fat