London is without doubt Europe’s dirt capital. It’s appallingly filthy even by Brit standards, which is saying something.
All the buildings were dipped first in glue and then in shit from the Big Bird that eats soot, acid-rain and piss. That’s apart from the ones we expensively sandblast every few years for the tourist dollar.
Londoners will leave litter anywhere. If it piles up like a new adventure playground for mountaineers well - so what? To approach anyone and suggest they might like to use the litter bins provided is to risk a mouthful of abuse at best, and probably a holiday in casualty. Of course, many places have no litter bins anyway, because during the IRA’s mainland bombing campaign some bureaucratic wasteofskin (sorry for the tautology) decided that getting rid of them all would hamper the terrorists. Crap logic to begin with, and anyways that was more than a few years ago.
London is a shrine to graffiti, and is the world’s leading source of used chewing gum, which can be found on the pavements, the lamp posts, shop windows and the 3%of escalators that are working at any one time.
Londoners take it for granted that anywhere you can see sky is a toilet, hence on a Friday or Saturday night you can’t find a piece of street within 50 yards of a pub that isn’t a stream of piss. You might think our wunnerful Brit climate of rain, more rain, acid rain, Siberian winds, a bit more rain, North Sea winds and some rain, offset by our 3 hours of Summer per year, might mean the place at least got washed. Nope. It just means we have two kinds of garbage: damp, and soaking wet.
Not to focus unduly on bodily waste, but even if Londoners DO try to use the so-called ‘toilets’ in 99% of public places - pub, restaurant, brothel etc - they look like movie sets for a new sci-fi horror about the perils of toxic waste. Fans of ‘Trainspotting’ will know the kind of thing I mean.
I’ve lived in Manchester which might be even worse. I’ve visited Birmingham, but never lived there, and it seems even worse than the other two put together.