Go alien posted this in another thread, and I thought it deserved a thread of its own:
"My father was the mid-upper gunner on Marauders training in Egypt in 1945. After training flights, they used to fly back to base and while
over Cairo, open the bomb doors and take it turns to piss on the city.
Which city would you piss on?"
Myself, I’m still contemplating the question.
Phoenix
Buffalo was the worst place I have ever been. By far.
Coventry. Being bombed by the Germans is no excuse to (re)build as badly as that.
I can definitely think of some areas of Vancouver I’d like to piss on. But it rains so much they wouldn’t notice
In the U.S.
Santa Rosa, California
In the U.K.
Derby
Sheffield*
London
Reading
Coventry
Birmingham
*God beat me to it
Toronto. Or as a poster on another board so eloquently put it, Moronto. 
I said it in the other thread I’ll say it here as well.
Pittsburg. Fuck that place.
Quincy, Massachusetts.
Can I do the entire state of Florida? 
Only if you’ve got one hell of a bladder.
Brussels.
City consists only of *ssholes.
Gah! Give me fair warning to move out of the state first!
Floridian joke:
Why does the St. Johns River flow north?
'Cause Georgia sucks.
I’d second the whole state of Florida, but if I had to pick a city I guess I’d choose Orlando.
Karachi-only place I’ve ever lived that I wouldn’t go back to for a zillion dollars.[sub]well…may for a zillion[/sub]
Gundy, I’ve gotta ask you this…why?
Just want to see if we’ve got the same reasons – barring, of course, those sections which don’t need, um…that…
i have to agree with go aliens father, cairo really does bite, both the city and the people there, i hated my time there.
How can I be the first person to nominate Los Angeles?
I HAVE peed on Kowloon.
At the top of the Peninsula Hotel, Hong Kong is a bar called (I thought it was Henry’s, but now it seems to be the American Bar, or something). The men’s room is great. The urinals have low backs, and are up against the floor-to-ceiling window that slants away from you, from bottom to top. You can look directly down as you pee. It is surreal.
Macon, Georgia.
'Cause the comic, Margaret Chowent there in the 80’s, & a bunch of rednecks tried to break down the door to her motel room in the middle of the night, screeching anti-Asian abuse.
F*ck Georgia.