London (might give fair warning to all the nice LondDopers first though)
Dallas, without question. No trees, an airport built for the convenience of the locals with a hearty “get fucked” for everyone who has to change planes there, horribly ugly sprawl without any redeeming qualities or areas, and it’s full of Texans.
[Joe Ely]
Did you ever see Dallas
from a DC-9 at night?
[/Joe Ely]
. . . and piss all over it?
:eek:
Jeez, do you people not like me, or what???
Pissburgh 
Another vote for Los Angeles/Hollywood.
Miami and Talahassee, Florida. Heck, the entire state of Florida.
Columbus, Ohio.
East Lansing, Michigan.
South Bend, Indiana.
I am a Michigan Wolverine fan, so the homes of the Buckeyes, Spartans, and Fighting Irish have to be on the list.
Chicago, because I am a Green Bay Packer fan.
Oh, yeah, can’t forget Dallas…home of my other most hated NFL team.
Los Angeles. Fucking Langlers.
Boston. Sorry, but every time I go there, (for work, weddings, etc, not b/c I want to), I’m treated to a never-ending parade of arrogant confrontational assholes. And since it smells like hot piss anyway, I think some people beat me to it.
Mine would be
Mexico City
If fact I would shit a big ass burrito turd right in the middle of the city.
Fuck the Mexican Cops!!!
I’ll nominate East Rutherford, NJ.
Sorry, Florida Dopers, but Miami is #1 on my list.
It’s a tie between Los Angeles and Abilene, Texas.
Robin
The entire island of St. Thomas, USVI.
Tucumcari, NM
I drove through there on the way to the Rose Bowl a few years ago…it is truly the urinal cake of America.
stv
Ahhh, you people are just jealous of us Florida dopers…
…but I’d whip it out and hose down West Palm Beach given the chance. Apparently it’s only zoned for multi-million dollar mansions, and slums. Nothing in between.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Would and did.
Spokane, Washington.
It’s a long story.
Troy, New York.
Bowling Green, Ohio.
Bastard county cops pulled me over on 80/90. THEN they tried to get me to appear in court over there instead of sending the money. Nuh-uh, no friggin’ way. I live in Illinois. No drive, no way.
I’m petty, aren’t I?
All right, y’all can piss on my beautiful Los Angeles if and only if I can drink enough to piss on all of Orange County.