Quite a few years ago I was fixing a leaky sink and I was lying on the floor with my head under the sink and my feet sticking out into the middle of the kitchen. This girl I knew (but not that well) was standing around and lending a hand handing me tools etc. It was very frustrating as I could hardly move and the position was very uncomfortable. We were talking about the dificulty of the job and how I didn’t even have the right tools and to her question of what I needed I said “well, what I really need now is a blowjob” Oops! I meant blowtorch… what should I do… I was silent hoping she didn’t hear or understand… I was ready to be soooo embarrassed… Good thing she couldn’t see my face under the sink… but, what do you know… sometimes you get what you asked for even if it’s not what you intended to ask for :-))))
Actually, my dear, what you really said was, and I quote: “Tell your friends I don’t want any happy dandelions.” 
He fell alseep in the chair at my house last week when he was in town, and we were watching a movie. My first clue that he had nodded off was when he suddenly said that to me in his sleep. My kids and I got to laughing so hard, it woke him up!!
He still won’t tell me what in the heck he was talking about!!! hehehehehe!
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Actually, my dear, what you really said was, and I quote: “Tell your friends I don’t want any happy dandelions.”
He still won’t tell me what in the heck he was talking about!!! hehehehehe!
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I wish I knew what I was talking about. You never told me the full jist of what I said. All I ever heard from you is the happy dandelions part. :):):)
Oh, dear. Sorry about that. I guess I was laughing so hard I couldn’t get the words out! hehehehe!
You know we love you, don’t you?!?! 