What's the goofiest car you've ever had?

Here is a picture (from Poland!) of my first car a Dodge Dart Sport 73 with a 225 slant six engine. Had it for 5 years. It had a sun cracked vinyl roof, ate up mufflers, the rear panels rusted like crazy, brakes began leaking fluid and finally water started coming in through the windshield seam. That car took me a lot of places though.
The very first car I drove was a "1963 Plymouth Belvedere (in 1976). It had a push button transmission. Exactly like the pic except black.

Very rusty sky blue 82 Rx7. I could pass a basketball through the hole in the drivers side rear wheel well. My ass would get wet when it was raining. I miss that car.
A “salvaged” 85 Chevy Sprint. 3 different colors of red. Leaked oil so bad I had to change the air filter every few months. I beat the shit out of that car. Bought it for 500$ sold it 1.5 years later for 350$. Best auto investment I’ve ever had. I don’t miss that car.