Could be even worse if was your own sperm on your moms face!
I think “insectile vomiting” conjures up some strange images…
Another vote for smegma here. It’s just such an appropriate word for the substance it describes. Sort of onomatopaeic without the sound-effects.
:eek:
pilonidal, but only because I know what it means.
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I have a truly revolting bathroom joke about sperm.
Little girl walks in the house after school. Mom and Dad are shtupping on the couch. She watches. Thinks, ew gross. Moves upstairs to play. Comes back down a few hours later and Mom’s cooking dinner. Little girl says, “Hey mommy, what were you and daddy doing on the couch?” Mom thinks fast and says “We were just… um… making donuts.” Little girl says okay and walks off to go see Dad. “Hey daddy, I know what you and mommy were doing on the couch!” Dad is shocked. “You… you do?” “Yeah! You were making donuts!” Dad doesn’t want to get into a discussion, so he agrees. “Sure.” Little girl smiles and says, “You know why I know that?” He shrugs. “Why?” “Because I licked up the white frosting when you were done!”
That’s one of my very favorites.
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Smegma’s a good one. For those of you who like pus, how about purulent?
I’ve never like bowel, myself. And putresce has a very nice ring to it.
I vote for Felch ( I started to say I want to second felch, but that sounded very bad)
I give up, what do Gleet and pilonidal mean?
I have a cool story about the word Cunt.
In my college humanities class one day, 9am class, I had just pulled an all-niter. I’m usually a very outspoken student, but this day I’m dozing. We’re reading Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. It mentions the word “Coint”. The usually reserved, somewhat nerdy female prof. says something like “Now class, this is very interesting, because the word Coint is the predecessor of the modern word Cunt”. At which time I came to full attention rather abruptly. It was truly the last word I ever expected to come out of that woman’s mouth at that particular time.
Pilonidal essentially means “Nest of hair”. It describes a cyst that develops at the base of the spine (just above the butt-hole). It can swell quite large and typically contains pus, as well as a bunch of hair and skin sort of floating around in the pus.
Yucko.
If you’re looking for a friendly term for female genetalia, I think the Japanese have a word mimenko which is cute.
Though I’ve always been a fan of pussy. Well, as a word, and as a…
Anyway it’s too bad its been hijacked as an insult synonymous with ‘wimp.’ Good word.
Mimenko? That actually is cute… the Japanese have wonderful words.
I have to agree with you, Tygr. I just recently found out what mung was.
ewwwwwwwww.
I just have to add my 2 cents here.
A friend of mine used this name on a old g’friend of his.
cumdumpster
Not to her face, mind you, but the more I thought about it, he was right!
Maybe that’s two words, oh well. It’s still nasty anyway ya wanna spell it!
The word douche has always made me cringe.
scirrhous