What's the last song you heard and hated instantly?

We did the other side of the coin already here.

To my surprise in the other thread, some people answered there my answer here:
the last song I heard and instantly hated is Foster The People’s “Pumped Up Kicks.”

However, I still have 2 or 3 more of their songs that were downloaded as part of a podcast that I haven’t listened to yet, and I’m sure I’ll hate those too…

So how about you? What’s the last song that left you with an instant negative opinion of it?

Anything by the Black Eyed Peas or by LMFAO instantly makes me cringe.

I wish I knew the name. It’s a female singer, singing something about her heart, and she makes the word “heart” into a twenty-syllable word… “…something something my heart hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu heart…”

Joe

A toss-up between:

Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

and

Courtney Stodden’s “Don’t Put It On Me”

It’s truly sad, what passes for music these days. :frowning:

Hey, and if you can’t think of anything, I just posted my song recommendations for December :stuck_out_tongue:

Party in the USA. Sorry, we’re gonna need better directions than that.

I know I’ll get slagged for this, but “Someone Like You” by Adele is whiny and repetitive. I loved “Rolling In The Deep”, but SLY misuses the heck out of Adele’s vocal skills.

I cannot stand songs where the lead singer sounds like the guy in this song. Something about his douchey inflection. . . I just can’t.

Needless to say, I loathe that song.

I heard “I Whip my Hair Back and Forth” (or a sample from it) for the first time just yesterday, and it was like nails down a blackboard. Which sucks because I wanted to like it, I really did.

:: shudder ::

Also, anything at all in which the word “Baby” is pronounced “Behbeh.” If you’re not Cajun, I ain’t listening. This includes the entirety of Justin Bieber’s discography.

Booty Wave

:wink:

Seriously, though, I think it was Mistletoe by Justin Bieber.

I assume you mean “Fidelity” by Regina Spektor?

Superbass by Nicki Minaj. The chorus is tolerable but the sound of her voice in the verses is… I don’t even know how to describe it. Beyond obnoxious.

I know it’s an old song buy I just began hearing it this year:
The Beach Boys version of Santa Clause is Coming To Town. What’s up with the intercuts of circus music and who is the Beach Boy who can’t sing worth a lick?

Sensual Seduction, holy crap that song is awful, I thought that song was a parody or something. I’m probably alone in hating the fuck out of Hey Ya! by OutKast too.

Dear Lord I HATE that POS.

I was absolutely dumbfounded that someone started a thread here extolling it’s virtues and gushing about what an incredible talent Willow Smith is. I realize she’s just a kid so I held my tongue to avoid thread-shitting but honestly if you find anything what so ever redeeming in that cacophony all your taste is in your mouth.

What’s the last song you heard and hated instantly?

Most of them.

I don’t wait around to hear what they’re called. Not that radio DJs tell you that info anymore, most of the time.

It seems to me a lot of modern music has no melody, no instrumentation, and an unbelievable overuse of drum machine and autotune. It’s a nightmarish cacophony of shite out there.

Do you understand that both of those are vanity projects which are universally mocked? They don’t “pass for music” in any sense that justifies your mournfulness.

I wouldn’t know. I listen to satellite radio or the oldies station. I neither know the names of, nor care about, 99% of ‘modern’ music. But I LOVE ‘Pumped Up Kicks’! Also, I’m very contrary - the whole world will be swooning over Joe Blow and I will resist listening to Joe Blow.

Whatever that “Spin It Around” shit is that GSN is playing during their Dancing with the Stars commercials.

Before that it was whatever that “Can’t Stop” shit is Geico is playing during their “forget about it, this is New Yowk” commercials.

I don’t actually listen to the radio much.

Rebecca may get a pass with that excuse but Courtney needs to be fed to ravenous lizards. That shit is a crime against humanity.