I’m so old, I remember when “female squirting” meant your wife was eating grapefruit for breakfast.
I am a 47-year old woman who is NOW a prodigious squirter. Note: NOW I can… In my previous 30-some years of extensive sexual history, I never squirted.
But two years ago, I had a tête-à-tête with a man from a sex site who called himself Squirt Master Rob whose claim to fame was that he could teach any woman to squirt. Insofar as what he taught me, I believe him. To make it happen, when the g-spot is being manipulated (very hard and fast), I have to clamp down to make the squirt.
I have had two sexual partners since in those two years and in each case, I warned both partners that if my g-spot was properly and firmly manipulated, I could squirt. And in the three sexual encounters I have had in these past two years, I have been known to squirt a lot… Being multi-orgasmic, I had one session where I squirted 18 times (I believe that is 18 orgasms).
Squirt Master Rob taught me to hydrate well for several days before our hook-up and as it was his particular fetish, he would provide a medical bedsheet, lest my mattress become soaking wet. I forgot that with my second encounter and the bed was drenched. With my third encounter, I remembered to put down towels (four, at least).
It is NOT urine. It is very clear and not as warm as urine.
I hope this information helps.
It will help if you’re willing to be a test subject for science. 
I’m not sure how it could not be as warm as urine-- Both urine and ejaculate ought to be at body temperature.
It’s chemical makeup might make it feel cooler, the way room-temperature alcohol feels cooler than room-temperature water on the skin.
All I know is that when urine gets splashed on me for any reason, it feels warmer than that which I am squirting out of me during a session.
For what it is worth – for those of you who have IM’d me – those three sexual encounters I wrote about were all one-night stands, not on-going relationships. I am single and, once a year or so, get to the point where I am tired of dealing with the fruitlessness of dating sites and resort to AFF to get laid. Pathetic, I know, but even a dildo and vibrator get boring.
AFF meaning Fuck Friend?
Adult Friend Finder (but, yes, basically a site to acquire NSA/FWB situations)
We need pictures!
It’s not urine; it doesn’t smell or taste at all like urine. It tastes like a woman’s natural lube. I had a partner a couple of years ago that left a wet spot over three feet across.
Yeah, it’s real.
Woah, sounds interesting. Good fishing out of it?
As a woman, considering I need a once-a-year release (okay, I admit that I really want it way more than that, but that discussion could be a whole other thread…), AFF is a total crap-shoot.
My guess is that men outnumber women on the site and the women that are there are links to other sites or to “professionals,” because when I put up a profile, some of the first comments I get are, “if you are real…”
I get deluged with VERY scary guys and of the three contacts I previously mentioned, the second one was the most mediocre and not worthy of anything other than a one-time fling. It takes a LOT of screening in hopes of finding a decent connection.
I would love a normal date and/or a normal relationship, BTW. But until those begin to present themselves, I’ll resort every now and then to these sites for occasional human contact. Pity too, I think – I believe I’m quite a catch and all my friends do too!
Question for you from another later-in-life-squirter: do you squirt with masturbation, or only with partners, or only with some partners?
I can’t squirt with a vibrator or with clitoral only or penis in vagina orgasms, even now. I 'bout drown my partner with finger-in-vagina orgasms, though. I did squirt with one other guy once, but this partner is the only one to hit it with consistency.
The best personal evidence I have for “it’s not urine” is the smell. Or lack thereof. I’ll be TMI honest here: the towels don’t always get laundered in a timely fashion. And yet, even a few days after they’ve been soaked - and I mean SOAKED, not just damp - there’s still no ammonia smell, the way they would smell if they’d been urinated on. That’s the kind of thing no one’s going to test in a lab!
ETA: Secondary “evidence”: I still need to pee afterwards, in the same volume I need to pee if I don’t squirt. I urinate beforehand, about an hour elapses, and when we’re done, I urinate an hour’s worth of urine ('bout 100mL) after thoroughly soaking through two towels…so there’s more volume of liquid than my kidneys generally produce in an hour, y’know?
WhyNot, I am like you! I can’t make myself squirt because it comes from deep, g-spot manipulation that I can’t quite reach by myself. And now that I know how to do it, I can generally instruct a guy who to illicit it from me (read, Guy #2 who was mediocre, but figured it out with direction). I prefer the guys who go in and experiment to figure it out themselves… 
And, yes, it is a LOT of liquid – SOAKING wet towels (or bed). I don’t recall having to urinate that much but I do know that I need to hydrate often during sex when I squirt. I often go through three or four bottles of water and need to drink often if it is a long session My last guy had me going for about four-and-a-half hours and I think I drank six bottles of water in that time, drenching four of my large bath towels).
Dang… all this makes me want to get laid again. But it hasn’t been a year!
Oh, hell. That’s what that was???:eek:
Years ago, I had this to happen (while divorced from D) with a lady, which caused me to jump up, run around the room, cursing a blue streak that she’d pissed on me while she tried to explain.
Luckily, it was a one-time thing, after a party, and we never saw each other after that, but it looks like she’s owed an apology.
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I had to giggle when a tweet from @SciAm highlighting this Scientific American article appeared in my Twitter feed at work last week, not long after this thread got started.
Female Ejaculation: The Long Road To Non-Discovery
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=female-ejaculation-the-long-road-to-2011-06-17
Personally I love women who have squiring orgasms. I find it to be a huge turn-on.
Just my experience (so anecdotal and not scientific) but I never got the sense I was just peed on. Whatever it is sure did not seem like urine. I dunno…I don’t really care. Wish more women did it.
It did make deciding who had to sleep in the wet spot simpler too since there was no avoiding it if you were in the bed.
I’m a little iffy on this post. “wet spot” and female ejaculate are 2 different things. Can you elaborate?
In my experience a “wet spot” comes from lubrication that is made from the vagina, not from the urethra like female ejaculate is. The “wet spot” is also contributed to by the male.
Sorry to get picky and technical. I just want to make sure we’re on the same page here.
Well, according to Squirt Master Rob, any woman and every woman CAN squirt - they just have to be taught the physiological process.
I have to admit that when he was first able to produce it from me, I was completely blown away. Never, ever would I have believe myself to be capable of it.
Now, I look at it as part of the exploration of the body; many women are only familiar with clitoral orgasms because that is all they have been able to create with their own hand - and even then, perhaps only once in a session. It takes patience and a frank, open relationship with a partner who is willing to please and be less concerned with his own orgasm to show a woman that orgasms are possible from other areas = from the clitoris, the vagina, and the nipples.
Hell, I don’t know. I’m not a gynecologist; it wasn’t urine and it was like someone dumped a 40 oz. on the bed. I contributed a shot glass worth.
This was not the only person that I have experienced this phenomena with.
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