What's the lowest post count to a ban in SDMB history?

Just saw someone with an 8 post count get banned which made me wonder if anyone got banned in 1 or 2 posts. Anyone know?

whoops apparently this has been covered.

A lot of socks get banned before they even have a chance to post. The admins are just that damn good.

Didn’t one get banned while in the process of registering? Now THAT is efficient sock killing!

What they normally do is run them through the dryer. They always lose at least one each load.

How do people even create socks? Someone else in my family tried to register and I got a message something along the lines that “This IP has already been registered.”

Let’s see, should I provide instructions in ATMB on how to create sock puppets? NOT!