Not just any mace and chain, but the one that’s as big as a Mack truck wielded by the Witch King against Eowyn in Return of the King. Scene here (you first see the mace at about 1:10).
The manliest weapon is whatever the holder has that s/he wields with the greatest skill. A slingshot would work if the shooter is deadly with it.
The General Electric XM-214 5.56mm rotary barrel minigun. Normally mounted on a helicopter or truck, stepping into action with this bad boy will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Testicles might not be the most manly weapon but if you could beat another man to death using only your testicles you should answer any question of WHO is most manly.
Especially if I can talk my opponent into trying to hit an electric fence.
I think I read something somewhere about “the penis mightier than the sword”.
A flail made from former opponents’ penises.
Thermonuclear device, the only way to be sure
This is pretty good, and improved by driving nails through them.
Your own penis, with nails driven through it, used as a flail seems even manlier to me.
See, this is one of the benefits of being a woman. I never have to worry about the manliness of my weapons. I don’t sit around considering how it might impact my social appearance or if the knife or mace dispenser or gun or tank or whatever I selected has little brass balls on the handle or not. I simply select them based upon what I think will be most effective against the designated targets.
Broken shards of their own teeth, originally used to cut the penises off.
- felling axe
- sledgehammer
- machete
What is that, 10 minutes of the same 10-second set of clips repeated over and over? Who watches stuff like that?
Anyone who thinks the tongue is the manliest weapon has never been in an argument with a woman.
I dunno – use a tongue skillfully on a woman and she will be reduced to a quivering jellyfish in a few seconds.
Though the same could be said of me.
It took me about 5 minutes to figure that out!
I don’t know guys, my dick is the last part of my body I’d use as a weapon. As formidible as it would appear to be, giving me far more reach than most hand-held weapons, I’m not risking it getting damaged in a fight.
Swiss army knife
I’m not a woman, but I agree with you about that. Personally, I think ‘manliness’ is a ridiculous concept. Masculine/feminine I can go with, that can apply to either gender in different situations.
As an answer to the OP, if you’re a pool player, this $150,000 cue doubles nicely to both play and kick ass with.