I’m a big ugly hairy guy.
At one point one of my friends started making comparisons between me and the muppet ogre, Sweetums.
Not really all that interesting when you thik of it.At one time, I held the post of Cubmaster of a Cub Scout Pack; however, being a girl, I tried out the title of Cub Mistress. I dropped it pretty quickly there because it just had a vaguely unwholesome sound to it, but resurrected it for a couple of message boards, of which the SD is one.
So, there ya go. Not much to it.
In the novel The Princess Bride Buttercup is said to be short on imagination, naming her horse “Horse”.
I’m a professional baker.
My name is not Hermann. However, I am German and acquired the nickname “Hermann the German” while in the military. The US military. 
I’ve been using this name since I first signed up for an email account many years ago. I wanted something kinda vague and didn’t have a cool nickname to use. So I went back to college memories when a group of friends decided late one night that I was a “Real Pipperroo” I have continued to use it for all email account and message boards that let you choose your own name ever since.
Not very creative and not very interesting.
Honeydew is the name of my hometown. Or wait…is that the Shire?? 
Actually, it isn’t a town so much as hundreds of square miles of Northern California beauty (Qtime), with a one-room general store stuck at a crossroads in the middle of it.
As you might guess I’m rather fond of where I’m from, and am always homesick for it.
That panoramic video is footage of the massive “Council Madrone” which once served as a gathering spot for the Mattole tribe. It was REALLY MASSIVE for a Madrone, and was sadly destroyed by a lightening strike a few years back. 
Many years ago, I heard the word ‘misnomer’ get used in either a TV or radio commercial. It wasn’t my first time hearing the word, but for some reason when I heard that commercial I immediately thought – swear to og – “That would be a great name for a band!” (I started keeping a list of potential band names before I’d even heard of Dave Barry…honest! )
‘Misnomer’ hasn’t been right for any of the bands that I’ve been in, but when I got tired of my first internet name it seemed perfect: it’s quite neutral, yet kinda clever – well, I like to think so, anyway. I really like it, but it’s often already taken and I’m forced to add numbers after it or something: I was completely amazed when I registered here and was able to get ‘my’ name!
I actually chose mine a few years ago. Well, not chose, just saw and remembered. There used to be a site called the Road to Nowhere (it was a compilation of all sorts of Dadaist stuff) and there was one interactive story on the site, the purpose of which was for it to be completely done in Automatic Writing (a Surrealist technique; you just start writing and don’t even think about what’s coming out - just write. Hence, the “automatic” part - can be very funny). Anyway, I was reading this story and a chapter that someone had wrote mentioned “the Amazon Floozy Goddess”. And I thought - GREAT name!
My husband made me lavender lemon cookies the night I decided to join SDMB as a paid member. I was searching for a user name when my stomach had a very cool suggestion.
Love that one
I have a folder of various writing and poetry labeled “Start”…as in don’t keep thinking about writing that…just start.
My user name for a MUD game I play sometimes was smartwoman because all the names I kept trying were taken and I thought “C’mon you’re a smart woman you can think of name, for Pete’s sake!” Later shortened one night when I left to get a drink and came back as…
smartini 
From page 64 of the Principia Discordia:
Caution - all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can backfire. Positive motivation is essential for self-protection.
TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:
Take a footstance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyface you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as if you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly,
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
The results will be instantly apparent.
Edith Keeler was my first choice, from my fave TOS episode. It was already taken though I’ve never seen Edith posting around here. I always thought Dax was a cool name, so I just picked a female Dax name from some DS9 epi, I think. Yes, I’m a nerd. Not even a geek
You were born on March 36th? :dubious:
No, silly, it was June 33! 
I love gemstones & jewelry, and padmaraga is the name of a particular color of ruby/sapphire (corundum); it comes from the sanskrit words “padma”, meaning “lotus flower”, and “raga”, meaning color (hence, “color of the lotus flower”). It’s more commonly known by the German corruption of the word, padparadscha. It is described as a pinkish-orange, similar to the color of certain sunsets. And I have pinkish skin with a yellowish undertone, and orangish (light red) hair, so there’s sort of a correspondence.
Well, there’s this really obscure story/movie that nobody on the SDMB seems to know about, and an obscure and relatively unimportant character within that story who adds a fluffy if insubstantial layer of plot–“quilt batting” you might say.
That character’s name is Inigo Montoya and he is bent on meeting & defeating the 6-fingered man who slaughtered his father. My father was defeated by the “six-fingered man” that some people might call sextuple bypass heart surgury. Inigo’s successful completion of his quest is summed up by his movie quote in my signature line.
I have a thread around here somewhere explaining my lame-ass username.
In a nutshell, someone once said that my thought process was pretty fried. I used Deep Fried on other boards and messengers. My neice (at the time she was around 12) sent me her artistic vision of my username and I, like the proud uncle I am, started using the one you see here.
P.S.- Using it without the special characters is fine with me.
duffer, stay outta my head. :smack:
I had this exact idea for a thread about 2 days ago, but I was gonna call it “Splain your name!” I’m guessing yours is doing much better than mine would.
Anyways, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, natch.
The bit about earth being classified and “harmless” and then reclassified as “mostly harmless”.
It’s been my email and user name on various websites since 1997, when I first read it. My friends thought it appropriate for me because no matter how upset I get about something, I’m still harmless.
I chose biqu as an inconspicuous variant of the term by which Shakyamuni Buddha referred to his monastic disciples (bhikkhu).
I’m not going to explain mine. It would ruin my mystique.