You need to go update the thread, inquiring minds will want to know!
Degenerate… hmmm… Do thoughts count, or just actions? 
Actions wise, I think I successfully persuaded my father to NOT vote in this election, because he’s been watching too much Fox News and was considering voting for Trump. He won’t vote for Harris, but not voting for Trump is a win, but I did persuade him to not exercise his civic duty. Hmmm. Probably a +/- one for a net zero.
Oh, on the 630ish mile drive, I set the cruise for 2 miles above the speed limit the whole way, so I’m a filthy speeder, despite much traffic passing me like I was standing still.
But, finally, I come to my darkest, most hideous confession as something of a foodie. Something I’ve not told anyone who can identify my face, but will share due to the safety of the internet.
I was tired for the drive back. I know it’s not an excuse, but maybe it’ll apply to the sentencing? So after the first two hours on the road, I stopped at a truck stop and filled my 24 oz travel mug with the store “French Vanilla Cappuccino” that comes from a machine that vends super-sweet caffeinated beverages that have never once experienced a real coffee bean in their lives. It came out to a noise like my cat horfing out a hairball, if said cat was 200 lbs and part jet engine.
And god forgive me, I DRANK IT ALL.
I DRANK IT ALL.
-wanders off weeping and gagging-