You carry the razorblade in your wallet??? Da-amn, you came to this thread prepared!
As much as they may say otherwise, women do not find sensitivity, humility or honesty attractive. If you’re not an abusive jerk, you might as well be a monk.
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There is one true love for everyone. You already met them, and you fucked it up.
Somewhere out there, there is the worst doctor, and even worse someone has an appointment with him tomorrow (george carlin)
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That reminds me of a comedy sketch. It goes something along the lines of:
*You know you’re getting old when you go to more funerals than weddings.
I hate going to weddings, really, because all of the older relatives always point me out and say to me, “You’ll be next.” They soon stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals. *
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But back to the topic at hand…
You will strive to gain a good education, from where you will work hard every day of your fit, adult life so that by the time you are old and decrepid you will have enough money to have a slow, enduring death.
Have a nice day. 
No matter how good you are at your job, it doesn’t matter. You will be treated like a replaceable cypher.
Pay raises are not based on merit. And even if they are, the raise differential between your outstanding performance and your slacker offfice mates who can’t even make it to work on time is about one quarter of one percent, in their favor.
If you reach the pinnacle of your field, you will find the people there just as idiotic and arbitrary as they are at the middle or bottom.
You will never find anyone who will completely understand you. You will inevitably get into conflicts with those who come closest, and lose touch with them over what will ultimately seem petty spats.
Whatever it is that defines you to you as you-- dress, hairstyle, linguistic choices, political party – today, in 20 years you’ll look back and see as signs of insecurity and foolishness.
Just as you contemplate your dark future, someone like Shirley Ujest comes along spouting this chipper, cherry Marry Poppins crap, and makes the future seem even bleaker. 
“It’s always darkest just before it gets pitch black.” – from www.despair.com
And another personal motto: Things will not get better. In fact, things will get inexorably worse until you finally (and gratefully) embrace the bittersweet release of death. And there ain’t a damned thing you can do about it.
[indent][indent][indent]Vanity, vanity all is vanity.[/indent][/indent][/indent]
The above is posted only to show that people have been bitching about life for a long, long time. On a more serious note:
[sup]You folks need to CHILL![/sup]
While I know it’s a personal motto, I find it hard to believe that ANY person’s life, or even most peoples’ lives, steadily get worse without ever getting better. Perhaps I’m underestimating the number of people in Third World countries and such, but even then, it seems that it’s such a steady plateau of low that there’s really not much room to go down.
But feel free to ignore my opinion, since it’s only that.
You’ll never completely be the person you think you should be.
Think for a minute about how much of the small talk that you hear everyday is based on television viewing.