What's the most interesting car you saw today?

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@Johnny_L.A

What?

I admit it took me several hours before I got the joke, but I think @QuickSilver is interpreting “came” in that quote as slang for “ejaculated”. Which is completely in the spirit of this other thread:

Things you misinterpret on purpose

I’ve been hearing this ad on NPR lately… sorry, I mean “underwriters credit” or whatever they call them. It’s for some software they claim will “help everyone in the enterprise work with and understand data”. And while I understand what they actually mean, I like to imagine they’re actually saying they will help everyone in the Starship Enterprise work with and understand Data, the android. That’s what they get for using the buzzword “enterprise” in place of “business” or “company”, I say. D…