What's the most ridiculous synonym for "employee"?

When I worked at this restaurant in Oakland it was in the late 80’s and the whole PC thing was just starting (I think … I can’t come up with any other plausible reason for the following).

Waiters and waitresses were called: Waitrons

Hostess & hosts were: Hostoids.

No, I’m not kidding and it was not a space-themed restaurant.