Tactical tie tack.
Really rolls off the tongue.
I’d get one but only if it comes with Bluetooth.
Is it dark black, or a slightly darker black?
Tactical black.
Tactical testicles.
Tacticles.
Tactical Combs are actually a possibility.
Odd Job had a Tactical Hat. 
I think a lot of people would say that this exists in the Merino wool stuff. I lot of “tactical” gear doubles as regular old outdoorsy gear, so it’s somewhat arbitrary.
I would say utensils or cups. I agree with shoelaces. Perhaps bike related accessories.
Tactical toilet brush.
Tactical keys. Here are some examples.
Reality is stranger than imagination sometimes. Who’da thunk it? :eek:
LOL, I have one of those. I made it myself though. It’s made of paracord and even includes a side-release buckle. I used a few different knots on it including a Turks Head and a Footrope. It does not, however, conceal any weapons or survival items.
Oooh I know this, it’s [del]quietly and sensitively[/del]
[del]discreetly and diplomatically[/del]
[del]on the QT and with delicacy[/del]
tacitly and tactfully.
A searchable app of small, scientific truths organized in such a way as to help one quickly prove/disprove any argument:
Tactical facticals.
Tactical fractals - fractal patterns are used in digital camouflage utilities (MARPAT, USMC digital camouflage).
We always keep a keep a can or two of canned bacon around during hurricane season. It’s good for sandwiches.
Already out there. There are plastic versions sold as last-ditch weapons which look like the old giant combs from the 1970s. The comb part is removable to reveal a letter opener.
A quick comparison to the same product without the “tactical” label reveals that the label is worth a 50% surcharge ($1.66/oz to $2.99/oz).
Great article about The “Swiss Army Survival Tampon”.
Clearly, that’s the only real tactical product in the whole thread - Tactical Labels.
(or, is that Strategic Labels? Now I’m confused…)
You’ll never be mistaken for a math teacher. 