What’s next? Logistical?
I wanted a good, small “jet” type lighter to keep by the fireplace, so I bought one chrome-and-exciting-chunky-shape “tactical” lighter and, for the same price, four big plastic ones.
The cool Iron Man-looking one is a piece of shit that won’t fire 2 out of 3 times and apparently leaks, as it’s been recharged twice with only sporadic use. Has a nice paracord thong attached, though.
The four plastic ones, probably favored by crack whores everywhere (they look sort of like little gasoline blowtorches) feel great in the hand and work perfectly firing an inch-long pointed jet every single time. And still have 99% of their original fill each despite moderate use in a non-smoking (anything) house.
Tactical = Tom Clancy design with paracord somewhere, I think.
Practical tactical facticals, even.
Nothing can be labeled “tactical” (or “tacticool” aka “mall ninja”) unless it includes MOLLE webbing.
I’m thinking that I need to invent a Tactical MOLLE sleeve that mall ninjas can put on the outside of their Yeti tumblers.
I have a shirt that says “I’m an English teacher - you do the math.”
That’s been athing for a long time. I bought two paid of XGO boxer briefs over a decade ago when I was supposed to be going to Afghanistan. Even then it took a really good sale.
Notebook/laptop computers. I know such things exist but I haven’t seen any pop up in my spam folder yet.
Amazon says that the Tactical Bacon is frequently bought together with canned Unicorn Meat. Customers also bought Zombie Jerky, canned Dragon Meat, and Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in a Sardine Can.
Hah!!
His tactical occupational camouflage fooled you completely. I give you silenus; ninja math-god of war. 
Close but not quite what I meant. Having grown up in an age of bullet resistant clipboards
http://www.ballisticclipboard.com/page/page/4955221.htm
back when cops carried a lot of paper forms, I am thinking more along those lines but in a notebook computer. Your link is a really rugged item but slightly short of what I would call actually being tactical. A fast Google failed to turn up one but I did get this interesting link.
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Now that is a world-class woosh right there.
Pfffft. Doesn’t even come with Picatinny rails! 