Joan River’s penis.
Don’t worry - we’re not talking about stuffed animals, or anthropomorphic cartoon animals. We’re just talking about real animals.
Hahaha wit appreciated.
Am I really the first person to mention the beaver?
Tigers, no doubt.
Daniel
I think the hawks and falcons have a pretty fine body style. I wouldn’t go out to dinner with them, though, they have really rude table manners
For real animals, most members of the feline family.
Stretching the boundaries of reality, I would say the unicorn. Although word on the street is that they prefer virgins.
Heh. Best answer yet.
But I gotta second the snow leopard. Powerful, sleek, strong roar, mRWOowr!
Cheetahs? Mangy, thin, and… they chirp!
Cheetahs have really tiny heads. They are goofy looking.
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Just so y’all know, I wasn’t thinking in terms of bestiality when I answered this. QUOTE]
and yet the thought of mink slinking around my nethers kinda works.
Yay!
Tits. Definitely tits.
All these posts and not a single mention of you-know-who. I’m astonished 
Bugs Bunny…but only when he’s dressed like a girl.
Damn, you got there first.
A chicken.
If an egg can fit up there, why can’t I??
But an Egg is only about 2 inches long… Ah ahem, Oh!, sorry didn’t mean to cause any embarisment…
Trust me. Your average hen can take more than just 2 inches.
Not any more astonished than I am. When I read the thread title, I gave it five posts.