Next time someone needs to make themselves or someone else vomit, we now know which thread to direct them to.
Please, no more filthy vagina posts, people’s future sex lives are at stake! We can throw out rotten meat, fish, roadkill and garbage, but I refuse to throw away a good vagina (and what’s attached to it naturally). There’s gotta be a line.
Ebay then?
Not on your life.
[sub] If I had one that is…[/sub]
A classmate of mine from high school left hers in for a month. I never heard any details about the odor; now I have a good idea though.
While my submission doesn’t even begin to match the things posted here, the worst thing I have smelled is my neighbor’s apartment. I don’t know what causes the smell. It’s a very heavy, sweet/decaying odor with an undercurrent of feces. It gets stuck in your sinuses, and easily triggers the gag reflex. The stench also clings to my neighbor (or maybe her clothes). This neighbor’s hot water heater sprung a leak earlier this week, resulting in some water flooding into my apartment. That, combined with the industrial fans she used to dry her carpet, resulted in some of the stink coming over to my apartment. Mom went to the grocery store and purchased at least one of every deodorizing product on the shelf; currently, my apartment smells like mountain fresh lilac strawberry with the occasional blueberry Renuzit candle. Well, at least I’m not heaving.
A life or a vagina?
Hey now.
Right now I have a bit of one, but not the other. If I had the other, I’d have alot more of the one.
Funnily enough, that still doesn’t enlighten us. 
I have no pussy, but I have a dick. However I am neither.
If kambuckta needs me to sell plastic vaginas online, I just need a supplier I guess.
[sub]Of course I get to keep the imperfect ones[/sub]
The meat processing plant in Emporia Kansas. Oh, good God!
Geez, you’re a bloody good practitioner of the Confounding Conundrum aren’t ya’? You might ‘have’ no pussy, but still be in possession of one, and ditto (but in reverse) with the dick.
Would you really want to keep the ‘imperfect’ ones that have been so elegantly and eloquently advertised in this thread? Really?
Okay, I’m a guy. I have a dick. I am not in possesion of a pussy or any facsimile thereof.
This has gone quite a bit further than I thought it would. What the fuck does this have to do with disgusting odors?
Please kambuckta, stop it. This is geting quite vulgar.
THIS is vulgar? Geez, I thought we had upped the decorum tone of the thread 100 fold with our exchange!!
Sorry, just having a bit of Saturday afternoon fun with your wonderfully ambiguous posts. I didn’t mean to upset you. 
Forgot my
Sorry.
Damn smileys…
Cool. We’re still up for a date at Potters Fields next week then?
:smack: I am on a roll with the bad spelling…
For the record, Sting’s music is a pretty awful stench
Yeah, but… what do you suppose it tasted like?
:eek:
But really, :eek: . I feel for ya.
I don’t understand how someone can forget they have a tampon inside them.
Did your neighbor used to have a spouse or relative living with them that you haven’t seen around for a while, or maybe gets a lot of visitors that you never see leave?
I am if you are.
We had this huge double cabinet in our kitchen. No shelves, just this cavernous abiss under our range. My dad would buy any canned food on sale, and he had quite a collection. Once they overflowed from the pantry, they went into the huge cabinet. Since the cabinet was so dark, mom thought it would be an ideal place to store potatoes. At some point one lone tater rolled away from it’s buddies and was immediatley cover by the cans.
Those were some well made cabinets, because we never smelled it until I was sent to fetch some potatoes for supper.
OhmygodIjustaboutdied!
My dad had to remove all the cans and get his flashlight. When he found the culprit, it was half eaten by maggots.
I forgot to mention the bloated decomposing kitten that was wedged behind my mom’s dresser. It was just as bad but not as strong as the potato.
Confession:
The smell of decaying cold blooded animals (except fish) makes my stomach growl. It’s kind of a spicey smell.