Help me draft a Proportional Representation system for my home state.
Should we be concerned about bringing astronauts back from Mars?
Wow, I didn’t know we had any there. But anyway, just let them vote via absentee ballot.
When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?
When Hal Briston tries to sell an electronic thesaurus
**Advice on buying a foreclosed house
Advice wanted on making a lowball offer on a house
Homeowners Associations **
We got there in the end.
When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?
Waterboarding Video
Bet you like Puppiesandsledgehammers.com, too.
How soon to tell people you’re pregnant?
Question for the guys only
Admittedly, an easy question for them to answer…
So what are the anti-vaccination people saying now that their evidence has turned to fraudulent poo?
Where are all of the dead people?
So they demand piles of corpses now?! :mad:
Lying Whore Charged with Murder
You see, it’s stuff like this that makes people think Teabaggers are a bunch of right-wing cranks.
Now just because one of them killed somebody doesn’t mean they’re all like that.
**Tell me a funny story please.
The Garden of Eden Story! **
Adam and Eve walk into a bar and …
When visiting Victoria, British Columbia, wife and I saw a sign for “CRS”. To us this has always meant a debilitating memory disorder of advancing years, suffered by both of us: “Can’t remember shit”.
This was, however,* Canadian Restaurant Supplies*. We took a picture of the sign anyway.
**Dopers who are “out”
Gays/Lesbians do you dance at straight wedding receptions?
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But capitalism comes all night long.
Mine:
** Why does evolutionary psychology get such a bum rap?
The Garden of Eden Story!**
Well that’s one answer, I guess.
Boner Gone Missing!
The Worst Movie Remake of All Time
Why are bananas so cheap?
Guys, why does this happen to us (slightly TMI)
Why Are My Toilets Constantly Getting Clogged?
Shoulda laid off the cheap bananas. :dubious:
Mac computers - is it mostly just image and status?
What would Jesus do?
Ah yes, the famous, would Jesus buy a Mac or a PC. Scholars and theologians have argued about this for centuries. Sadly, no consensus has been reached.
When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?
ask the White guy who is married to the Black Woman
What’s the most Extreme Thing you’ve ever done?
Atlas Launch-sonic boom
Guess What? The Steinhardts Bake Hamantaschen Yet Again…
Godamn Euphemisms!
How To (Temporarily) Vandalize My Friend’s Mini-Van?
I had no idea boobs could do that
SoCal schools ban dictionary: hoax?
The Dumbing Down of America, Vol. 57.892.546
Looking for jokes: What the difference between…
Richard Faynman and Alan Watts…
Lord, if You are out there, please deliver me from the 9th Circle of Hell.
Atlanta traffic - worse than ever
What is the VANOC doing about this?!?!!?
Kevin Smith kicked off Southwest Flight
Provide your best talk show/Weekend Update style joke…
I’m Here To Ruin Your Day – Check This Out, And Try Not To Itch (Bedbugs!)
Well This Just Sucks. Really.
I’ve got two weeks’ holiday and I’m off to Berlin
This literally drives me crazy:
You Keep Using The Word “Hero” I Don’t Think It Means What You Think It Means.
Why do people spit?
Dealing with collection agencies.
I Spit On Your Billing Department!
**What If We Did Away With All Cyclical Events…
I had no idea boobs could do that
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Clockwise…counterclockwise!
Seen in Cafe Society:
**I just bought a tube of braunschweiger (liver sausage). Now what?
Cadbury creme eggs…
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Ewww!
This literally drives me crazy:
Anybody Ever Drive a Citroen DS-21?
I did! Man, it was CRAZY!
**Will this make eyelashes grow?
Pork Chops and Apple Sauce **
**Poll: Parents: did you figure out the conception date of your child/children?
Child is born of a one night stand - would you tell him?
Poll: Is it okay to tell a stranger they look like someone famous? **