You get one free luxury item for life! What would it be?
F-ing taxes
You mean you’d get tax revenue every time people had sex? Sounds good to me.
ETA:
Fuck Harry Reid!
Yes, I’m pitting my co-workers.
Wow, I didn’t know you worked for Congress umop ap!sdn.
For another thread title/poster name combo:
**What comes after capitalism?
The Tao’s Revenge **
Should I Buy This Horse?
Any advice on having a ahem “special friend?” <slightly adult content>
Hey… are you that guy in South Carolina?
**TSA, Police and FBI handcuff and detain student for possessing arabic flashcards
I am not a monster, dammit!!!
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**Time lapse capture on the cheap?
Why are bananas so cheap?
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Time flies like a banana?
What percentage of men and women would you say are capable of premeditated murder?
Why did the police officer ask me this question?
If I were you I’d clam up and say nothing until my lawyer was present.
Poor sick dog.
Maxi Pad Saves Dog’s Life
I think I could do without knowing the details on this one.
Argent Towers, a moment, please.
I am not a monster, dammit!!!
Wow, what did you do to make him think that?
Friend inundated with pop-up ads and…
Bobsleds
I didn’t know a virus could do that.
**Photograph of Cecil
Went To Nixon Library Today **
Because it’s not worthy of the real thing!
NYC with my ten year old daughter…suggest things to do and see.
Fuck Harry Reid!
I’m not touching that with a ten foot pole
**Things You Suspect But Could Never Prove
Real Identity Of Cecil Adams
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** Signs of female interest
Asking someone out
Ordering for someone else
What is your blood type?**
Only if they’re a female vampire
How do you deal with your teenager drinking?
Human diode
Mad scientists certainly have interesting ideas about child discipline.
**What’s the most Extreme Thing you’ve ever done?
2010 Postcard Exchange **
You wild man!
**If I were to go to a Jewish food festival, what would I expect?
Coconut M&Ms **
Elin Cheats; Tiger Goes After Her With a Gold Club
Signs of female interest
I thought we evolved past this.
**What is the VANOC doing about this?!?!!?
Shooting down mosquitos, with freaking lasers! **
I need to make a trip to Costco.
Lord, if You are out there, please deliver me from the 9th Circle of Hell.
You should have thought about that before deciding to go to Costco.
This would work soooo much better replacing Costco with Fry’s…
**How many dates does it take to know if you have chemistry?
Did Anybody Really Like Adolph Hitler?
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I have a frozen shoulder
The WAH! Make it stop! …or, Wine, please.
Oh quit complaining about your shoulder.
**How many dates does it take to know if you have chemistry?
Pharmacy Question
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