Some say your nose, some say your toes, but I think it’s your mind.
PS Leave my nose alone, please!
Are we talking ugly or dirty here? I admit to having a dirty mind but the rest of me is pretty clean.
As far as igly is concerend…well just think “Fred Flinstone” and you’ll have a pretty good idea of how my feet look.
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
My abdomen. After Chris was born (Mr. 11.5 lbs), I ended up with a pattern of stretch marks that look like lightning bolts across my belly. And I have a few inches of extra skin that I’ll probably take to the grave.
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
Oh what I’d give for a preview option!!
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
My back, which bears an 18 inch or so scar from surgery. Fortunately, I can’t see it and my husband loves me, scars and all. Everyone else can go take a flying leap if they don’t like it!
Zette
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Zettecity
I was a little curious what direction this thread would take. Actually, I was thinking of a Zappa thread, but anybody that wants to actually answer the question, by all means, you’re welcome to. It’s a free for all! 
Well, I can’t say for certainty. It really depends on my mood that day. Right now I would have to say everything from the bellybutton down. My face, however actually appears to have gotten some rave reviews in the past couple of days. Either that, or those truckers were REALLY desperate. Glad to be back home where everyone knows my faults, and loves me anyway!
Well, I am average in looks, my features are what some might call “cute”. Being 31 and a computer geek, I tend more along the lines of a cottage cheese ass, but hey I am not 18 anymore.
I would have to say my feet. I have bunions, have since I was a kid, but to me they are normal and think people without them look freakish. 'Sides when I took jazz, tap and ballet I could spin longer and glide farther than my class mates.
SO, guess it’s my brain as I am rarely wrong, usually right and oh, my opinion is what counts < giggle >.
Oh, and- since I’m having a major skin problem right now…
My face looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with a screwdriver…
Just thought I’d share…
Zette
(praying for her dermatologist appointment to hurry up and get here)
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Zettecity
I’ve got some pretty big feet. Size 12; I’m 5 ft. 9 in. You know what they say about guys with big feet? Well, I must be the exception.
Also, when I look in the mirror, I’m fairly satisfied with my mug. Recently, though, I saw myself on a home video and I realized I’m pretty distorted. My teeth are crooked, my nose is crooked too. Even my lips are weird looking. The best word I can think of to describe my lips is: crooked. My whole face is crooked, twisted. I look like an ogre on the telly but three inches away from a mirror I look like Mel Gibson. (There was this movie he made: “The Man Without a Face”).
Oh yeah, I’ve got some pretty thick specs too. And I’m skinny like a dweeb, but I’ve been meaning to work out.
But I guess you, Cabbage, asked which is the ugliest part of the body in general. Hmmmm… In that case, I guess I would say the nostrils.
Gotta be my teeth. Everything else is okay (hey, I’ve even lost twenty pounds, I’m justified in saying that) but I inherited my dad’s dental problems. I have an overbite, a cross bite, jaw hinge problems. . . ick.
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
For me, no doubt, I love using it all, but all the hairy dangly bits in the middle…it just looks so unattractive
It’s that spot between my receding hairline and my big toe, just plain ugly.
Cabbage: why does the water turn black?
I would have to say my stomach too. I can live with everything else.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Are we limited to outside stuff? Cuz intestines are pretty unattractive…
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of lies beyond your control…
Sweet Basil
ps. Bow-tie daddy don’t you blow your top, everything’s under control.
Bottom of my right foot…don’t ask.
Studi
When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.
It’s ALL GooD!
I think my nose is a little too big for my face and I still have some baby fat on my tummy. Looks awful when I sit down. Oh well, it’s only been 6 months since I had my 2nd so in time it will diminish. (I hope) Other than that I think I look pretty damn good!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!