Oh, Dinsdale showed up out of the blue after a year or two just a few weeks ago.
So its kinda turning into old home week around here. Or maybe its “Rejoin the Dope” month for the American Bar Association?
umm., I thought of energy. does dyslexia count as an excuse?
come on, people–what’s the 3rd one? I really ,really ,really need to know.
And to **jodi]/b] whoever you are/were…welcome back.! We apparently missed you a lot…
(anybody who loves their cat’s breath is okay in my book…)
Nice to see a few returning, what with all the recent defections. There’s a thread in this forum somewhere wherein several long-time members have stated their intent to depart.
hell, I remember when you were JodiH!
welcome back, Jodi! there’ve been a couple of “so why do we need lawyers, anyway?” threads in the past couple of months where I thought “damn! Jodi could really help here!”
so, what’s the new job? still law-related?
Heyyyy, welcome back! smooch 
(Do we need to grab the goat, guys?)
Back in the day, Ms Jodi could sink her teeth into an argument most fierce and fine. Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Don’t have the foggiest clue who you are, but welcome back!
(ok, so I’m glad to have another lawyer, especially one that isn’t prosecuting me in the foreseeable future)
There’s an interesting thread about juries in IMHO section. Tune in you legendary, fiesty, funny, lawyer!
(btw, I’m the rambling one, I doubt I’ve ever submitted a single line response to anything, lack of knowledge is in no way tied to lack of response)
ooh, if you are a female, tune into to this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369435
Excellent. Welcome back!
I figured you’d gone trying to locate the missing Cecil the Bear. 
I was being serious, “gry” really is a word, according to Dictionary.com
Heyyyyyy, I remember you…
Welcome back.
So did you just decide to take 2005 off? Or what?
Regardless, nice to see ya back.
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Curiosity killed the cat who’s breath smelled of catfood Those Dreaded “-gry” Words
anyways, welcome, even though I’m small potatoes. But someday I’ll grow into a really large… um… you know, there are alot of large vegetables out there.
Um, lessee, the big news:
You came back. . . The goat in the Chicago Reader Editor’s room took a big ol’ shit on the copier and ate all the damn toner. . . Jack Chick died and was reincarnated as Jimmy Buffet’s parrot . . . I moved to Afghanistan . . . They discovered a cure for male pattern baldness and ironically named the product, ‘The Gorby’ after Mikhail . . . Gas prices are up and patience is down . . . That whole re-up or your not a ‘Charter Member’ no more thing . . . and some smartass came in the other day claiming that our “Sequential Threads” aren’t really sequential but are in fact quadratic in nature.
That’s about the jist of it. Welcome back!
Tripler
Oh, and the Time Cube guy is still apparently kickin’.
we’re all just enablers, people.
Yay! Welcome back!
Howdy, stranger. Welcome home.
Hey jodi!!! Glad you’re back!!
['sfirst thread I opened this morning and I thought it might be a zombie]
Jodi, you don’t know me from your Aunt Harriet, but I’m glad to see you’re back.
Good grief, Jodi, welcome back!
Oddest thing. I was thinking of you the other day, though I cannot remember why. I remember explaining something you had said to my wife, though for the life of me, I cannot remember the context. I told her you were some woman I knew from the internet.
She loved that, really.
Welcome back, and I probably owe you an email.
That’s just not true. Welcome back.