What's this message board thingy, anyway?

How does it work? Can I ask any question I want? Okay: What are the three words that end in “gry”? :wink:

I doubt anyone noticed I was gone but – now I’m not. This place is like deep-fried chocolate-covered crack and I can’t stay away. What’s the latest Board news? How the heck have all y’all been? Fill a returning Doper in.

Jodeee. Girlfriend! Welcome back.

(Yes, I realize you probably don’t know me. ;))

Where were you? Bottom of the Marianas trench? No–that was once. In 1960.

I’d say you were one of the most-noticed missing posters. It’s great to see you back!

I’ll be damned. Welcome back, Jodi.

Hi Jodi! Ready for some more debates about Christmas? :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Welcome back. We have far too few lawyers around here :wink:

I noticed. Nice to see you back. Hope you had a nice “vacation.”

rubs eyes Jodi? Is that you?

How have you been!

I remember you, and I enjoyed your posts. Welcome back to the crack house!

I noticed. Good to see you back :).

  • Tamerlane

“Vacation” was great. Three hots and a cot, an hour a day in the yard, and lots of quality time with a mustachioed woman called “Big Marge.” I’m looking forward to taking a long walk outside, as soon as I find the bolt-cutters to get this ankle bracelet off. In the meantime, I’ll just stroll around here . . .

People giving legal or medical advice based on being fans of Law & Order or Grey’s Anatomy? Check.

People posting what appear to be Wiggum-esque* random neural firings? Check.

People jacking each other off with steel-wool gloves in the Pit? Check.

Aaand . . .

People giving cogent and complete answers to questions I’ve always wondered about? Check.

People updating others on personal issues of interest or concern? Check.

People being witty, sharp, or laugh-out-loud hilarious on a number of topics? Check.

:: Sniff :: I love this dysfunctional place.

  • “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

Welcome home, 99er.
:slight_smile:

I remember you.

It was the election, wasn’t it? Wow, a year-and-a-half bender.

Give 'em hell, and welcome back.

I remember you too.
Didn’t you write a post about you and some deer in Montana?
Seems like you did :slight_smile:
I also always enjoyed your spirited responses to the Lawyer questions

welcome back!

Holy shit, Jodi’s back! That rules! Just the other day, I was reading some old thread and realized you hadn’t posted in a long-ass time. I poured some malt liquor on my keyboard in honor of your unnoticed departure. Also, I was drunk.

D00d! Yer back!

I don’t think you know me–I was mostly lurking when you were mostly posting. I missed you, though.

Yeah! And far too few May '99ers.

Welcome back!

You probably don’t know me, but welcome back anyways. :slight_smile:

I can’t believe no one’s answered the questions in the OP.

Angry, Hungry and… um… “Gry”, apparently.

Welcome back, even though you have no idea who I am. :slight_smile:

Awesome.