So, after being blessed with little milliamp for five years, Mrs. Amp’s ole’ digital, biological clock is ticking. So, being the faithful husband that I am, I battened down the hatches and have been going at it with full force for a few weeks now.
Alas, nothing yet, and Mrs. Amp is getting itchy. Our family family doctor has done a few preliminaries and has found nothing wrong yet. He suggested getting a fertility monitor so that we can time it just right.
Now, while I may be a stud I haven’t been servicing the old missus every night for the past few eeks but just about. She wants to go out and buys one of these new fangled gadgets that run about $150 a pop.
I argue that we don’t need one. We just keep having sex until the cows cum home and sooner or later she will end up getting pregnant. She says that with a monitor we can be sure when she’s ovulating so that my little soldiers have a better chance at conquest.
What do you guys think?