What makes it worse, is that he posted it in GQ, not the pit. He isn’t even that smart.
Get Dre to lay down the beats for that and I’ll buy it.
Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee
Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee
Well the moral of this ditty
is really quite shitty
what happened to him is a sad, sad pity
rewindforward went and got too crass
Lynn came along and banned his ass
The end
Flattery will get you nowhere, you scandalous cad!
Well, okay. If I were straight, that probably would have gotten you somewhere with me.
Shit. Now they’re singing.
I’ll be back in the storeroom counting cases of paper towels.
Veb
Next they’ll be yowling ‘I Got Friends In Low Places’ or riffing Bono on trolls. Next it’ll be Sinatra, trolls-in-rap, Celine Dion and The Ride of the Fucking Valkyries. And it’ll end up in wimpy Cafe Society. This job sucks.
Don’t whine. You love being the jack booted Nazi. Just admit it. 
Have you ever been captive to a collection of pissant, twisted idiot savants on a rollicking, take-no-prisoners roll?
They free-associate like other people breathe.
And I, for one, think you look fetching in your jackboots. But, hey, I like boots.
Tris
Well, no, they’re rapping, which is not at all the same.
shrug Yeah, I’ll own up to that. And what’s scary is that the majority of my conversations at work are just like that as well. It’s not just me…
Actually, I think we have a lot more savant-idiots here than idiot-savants.
Watch that stuff, lady, or I’ll have to slap you with my kid gloves.
– Percy Dovetonsils, Cafe Society mod
As Lord Acton famously remarked,
"Power corrupts, and absolute power causes one’s weewee to tingle."
How right he was!
With spurs on her jackboots a-jingle
Among us TVeblen will mingle
Dealing backhands to trolls,
Counting paper towel rolls,
As she sighs, “I’ve no wee-wee to tingle!”
Um, yes. I’ve never made a secret my service as a volunteer firefighter, paramedic, and hazmat tech. We tend to be the sickest of the puppies in the litter.