Don’t worry Anastasaeon, sometimes a wee-wee is just a penis.
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I cannot tell you how many times I’ve heard this or a variation of this meaning the same thing. On this message board. Replying to me.
And I think the cure for wee-wee envy is available in a bag of WOW potato chips.
Hmmmm? My wee-wee was feeling mysteriously tingly, so I searched for tingly and found this thread.
Then I noticed my cell phone was set on vibrate.
Never mind.
Carry on.
Shouldn’t that be Czarcasm-Goddamn Mod with a tingling wee-wee?
I just love the tingling I get when I wee-wee on a mod!
What? No, he paid me not to tell.
Whatcha mean, they get those mugs for free? He told me it was a family heirloom!
Or was that jewels?
Well, that frees up my weekend…
Tingle while tinkling = dose of clap
Um, you carry your cell phone in your underwear?
Aren’t you required to do so when it’s set to vibrate? I think you void the warranty if you don’t.
Dammit, I can’t BELIEVE samclem closed my thread like I asked him to! Isn’t that just outrageous! What a NaziCommieFascist!!!
I was going to say. What other possible use for the vibrate function?
SamClem: the Thread Facsist with a blissed-out smile on his face–and unlimited minutes.
I guess it’s a good way to avoid people asking if they can borrow it.
Well you won’t if wee wee ensues…
My wee-wee once tingled when I touched an electical plug, I thought it was a pleasant electrocution till I realised it was my mobile set to vibrate.
How do you get people to call your cell phone more often?
Tris
Give your cell number to phone solicitors?
I usually write it on bathroom walls… your number that is…
<d&R>
Mine’s about as hard as a rod of blue twisted steel.
But only when I think of you.
Let me give it a shot…
Kick up the beat.
Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee
Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee
Rewindforward was gettin kinda board
cruzing around in his late model ford
now homie trippin on the straight dope board
Membership is somethin he jus can’t aford
now he’s at he computer in postin heaven
talkin bout hot sauce and seven eleven
but just like many of the SDMB pups
a mod done come by and lock his shit up
“What up with dat?” our boy submits
“I’m just kickin. What’s up with this shit?”
“I’m gunna show them who they’re dealin wit
I’ll post ‘what up with samclem?’ and put it in the pit”
So Scott Plaid, a Straight Dope chap
Checks this thread and calls him on his crap
Scott says “I better draw this chump a map”
“The problem is, you speak in “Rap””
Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee
Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee
Peace!