whats up with samclem GQ moderator locking down most of the threads?

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

@tomndebb

I will move this thread for you before its obvious misplacement becomes an embarrassment.

[Maxwell Smart]
“Missed it by that much!”
[/MS]

[Reeder]

Decides it’s probably a good idea to not read this thread

[Cervaise]

@Giraffe

That’s it! You’re banned. As is anyone who read your post.

Wow, good thing I have him on my Ignore list.

Whoa! I mean, uh, I was scrolling quickly. Yeah, that’s it.

[Wolfian]

What the–

Its’ you! Robert Hamburger! Don’t mess with this kid. He’ll pop a boner that will take out our server and whail on a guitar so sweet that our heads will expode.

[Balle_M]

@El_Kabong

Yes, rewindforward, the chump’s most definitely on a power trip. In fact, all the Mods are. Hell, that stormtrooper giraffe alone has got us all so terrified of his endless tongue we don’t dare talk about anything we really want to talk about, like how drunk we all are, and how outrageous it is that 7-11 wants eight bucks for a bag of chips and dip.

EIGHT BUCKS for a bag of chips and dip???

Jeez Louise - someone should start a rambling, drunken, incoherent thread about it.
I’d do it, but that look **Giraffe ** gives me after I make his wee-wee tingle really creeps me out.

[neofishboy]

Now hold on…

The last time samclem closed a thread* my* wee-wee got all tingly.

Did you guys calibrate something wrong or is this some new feature…?

HOLY SHIT!!! There it goes again!

Okay, maybe it’s not you guys.

[Mehitabel]

…and here I am wee-wee-less.

Seriously, though, I think the OP needs to lurk a bit more. No, I take that back, a lot more. Learn the way things go. I’ve been here six years (My McKenna persona was lost in the Winter of Our Missed Content) and I’m still learning the ropes myself. The only people who have mastered the place are Cecil, Little Ed, and our sexy sexy mods.

[ccwaterback]

:: stumbles in drunk ::

Anyone know where I can get a cheap bag of chips and dip?!?!?

:: drops 37 cents on the floor ::

[Good_Egg]

So would the question "Why does my pee pee feel tingly?"go in gq or IMHO??

[Liz]

Tingle with scary discharge = GQ
Tingle with nonscary discharge = IMHO

See? How hard is that?

Somebody make me a goddamn mod!

[Cervaise]

@chatelaine

Tingle with scary discharge = GQ
Tingle with nonscary discharge = IMHO

Tingle with feelings of guilt = GD
Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie = CS
Tingle when thinking of semen trees = COCC

[danceswithcats]

Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie sitting on your semen tree = LSMFT

[Susie_Derkins]

@danceswithcats

Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie sitting on your semen tree = LSMFT

can’t…breathe…

[Czarcasm]

@chatelaine

Tingle with scary discharge = GQ
Tingle with nonscary discharge = IMHO

See? How hard is that?

Somebody make me a goddamn mod!

Somebody starts this poll in IMHO, there’s gonna be some serious ass-kickin’ going on!
Czarcasm-Goddamn Mod

[Binarydrone]

This has got to be the best Pit thread I have seen in a while. Also, when Mods start talking about thier wee wees I feel funny in my pants.

[Liz]

But, Czarcasm, the people want to know!

slinks off to ask the good people of IMHO why my pee-pee is tingling and having discharge of the non-scary variety

Okay, not really. Ow! I said not really! Stop pulling hair!

Goddamn mods!

[Ayesha]

@Giraffe

The reason samclem locks down most threads is the same one behind all mod thuggery: it makes his wee-wee feel tingly.

I want to know just how ** Giraffe ** knows what ** samclem’s ** wee-wee feels ? !

[Hung_Mung]

If the tingling sensation in your wee-wee lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor immediately.

IANAD

[gum]

@Hung Mung

If the tingling sensation in your wee-wee lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor immediately.

IANAD

Or cut down on the Viagra.

[Anastasaeon]

I have wee wee envy.