What's with all the zombie threads recently?

Great name for a movie (or it would be if zombies were still in fashion next year).

I remember from our days on AOL that the collective IQ would temporarily drop by about 50 points for a week or two at this time of year when all of the people who just got their first-ever computer for Christmas typed “dope” into AOL’s search and found us.

They’d ask the best way to clean a bong, or whatever, get mad because they thought they were in a live chat and nobody answered, and then they’d (mercifully) go away.

Ah, gotpasswords, nostalgia for the good ol’ days, eh? That’s what Gnu Year’s Eve is all about.

I’m hoping for chupacabras, personally.