What's Wrong With G-Rod's Haircut?

This.

giggle And this.

He needs thinning shears, a shorter cut and some product to bring him up to at least the late 90’s, as far as men’s hair fashions go. Yes, with a round face, he should keep some fullness, but the current look is for that fullness up at the crown, or even by way of a little spikiness, not with lush poofy bangs. You want the hair to go up, to elongate the face, not flop over it.

Agreed. A mullet would look better than the current 'do.

“Business in the front, ‘fuckin’ moron you’re goin’ to jail’ in the back.”

To me it’s Mike Meyersthat he looks like.

I was going to say the same thing. He looks like that still of Mike Myers right after Kanye West dropped the line about George W. Bush.

I think he should grow a Chicago moustache.

It’s very unflattering and looks like an amateur cut it, and we expect public figures to pay more attention to things like that nowadays.

i mentioned it in the debates thread. he has the wild and crazy serbian hair. there isn’t much you can do with it.

his options are go short or go ponytail… or maybe that topknot thing.

Thanks! I didn’t think the hair was that bad, but his character as described in those articles didn’t sound too good. In comparison, the hair wasn’t that much of an issue.

… and ya know Dan, I can hear him with either Devane’s or Meyer’s voice…

“Listen, why don’t we begin with what happened here, hmm? Perhaps you could… you know, give me some of the details.”
“You wanted a bribe, got caught and are going to jail.”
“That’s it?”
“I’m a demon for details.”

or

“One million dollars…”

Man, I WISH I had that kind of thick and dense hair. The first link looks sharp as hell, and the other guy’s practically Wolverine. Even if I HAD to grow it out into a ponytail - which wouldn’t fit my personality or face at all - I’d love it.

Here in Texas, we refer to Rick Perry as Governor Goodhair. GR’s hair makes Perry look bald.

You realize that you must post an appropriate pic.

He has the same hairstyle Mattel used for the Ken dolls from the late '60s, early '70s.