What's wrong with incorporating video games into your sex life? :-\

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Someone sent this to me via email today.

This is fucked.

From http://www.rock103.com/drakeandzeke/dumbass/?story=dumbassbringshomelaracroftdoll.htm

"Dumbass Man In Trouble With Wife For Bringing Home Life-Sized Lara Croft Doll

A West Yorkshire man is in trouble with his wife after bringing home a life-sized model of cyber-babe Lara Croft and then suggesting that she join them in bed.

Computer games fan Darrall Vernon of Cleckheaton tested the patience of wife Sarah by splashing out £500 on the model at a charity auction - and standing it at the foot of the couple’s bed.

Sarah, 32, said: “Darrall is obsessed with Lara Croft. I couldn’t believe it when he brought her home clutching her boobs. He spent all his time staring at her and I had to draw the line when he suggested bringing her into the bed.”
Now, if it was that little tart Ms. Pacman, I’d understand…

2

If he is successful in his addition to the lovin’, he ought to go for the trifecta and see if he can add in eating.

Sex, TV, and eating, the three most important things in life. Awwwww-Yeah.

3

Well, who wouldn’t want to have sex with her? Oh, yeah. ME!

I liked the games and all, but this is too much…

4

Can you imagine there are Lara Croft porn magazines?
yes. that s right. Not real naked women,… naked Lara.
I have seen it. A friends brother has tons of them…
Mr Hand… meet Lara… :rolleyes:

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