There’s a bunch of cavemen sitting around a fire grimacing because they’re holding onto the meat they’re cooking, when one says, “Hey, look what Thag do.” Meanwhile, Thag’s at another fire with his meat on a stick, barbequeing painlessly.
“The Real Reason Dinosaurs Became Extinct”
Dinosaurs standing around smoking cigarettes.
The one of the horse tied to a rail outside of a bar in the wild west. The horses legs are gone and it’s jacked-up on blocks.
I really like the one that shows some kind of crane or pelican trying to swallow what appears to be “The Swamp Thing”. The Thing’s arm and leg are sticking out of the birds mouth, and the bird head is tilted up with its throat all stretched out. There another bird next to him saying, “You got him now Wally!”
I can’t believe this one hasn’t gotten mentioned yet (but of course, there are so darned many great ones):
Two hunters are crouching in tall grass, oblivious to a water buffalo behind them. One of them is yelling to the other, “Buffalo breath? Buffalo breath? Shall I discuss your incessant little grunting noises?”
Three (bull)frogs drinking their liquor… One of them says something like "Yeah, I remember Jerry, good friend of mine. You know, I never understood a word he said, but he always had some mighty fine wine.
It’s a long way to heaven, but only three short steps to hell.
My favorites:
[ul][li]Lemming with an innertube.[/li][li]One penguin in the midst of thousands singing “I gotta be me.”[/li][li]Several fish outside of their bowl on a tabletop, watching their bowl go up in flames. One of them says (paraphrased) “Thank God we’re all alright. Of course, now, we’re equally screwed.”[/li][li]The scientists trying to figure out dolphin-speak. They’re tallying the phrases they hear on a blackboard, where they have various Spanish phrases written phonetically. One scientist near the tank says “He’s making another one of those ‘ab-la-es-pan-yoll’ sounds.”[/ul][/li]
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
Two scientists are looking at a caveman in an outhouse, which is frozen in a glacier. One says to the other, “It’s apparent that the Ice Age caught cavemen completely by surprise.”
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
A split panel one, where in one frame you see a bear peacefully lapping up water from a pond with its tongue sticking out. There’s a hunter hiding behind some bushes with a machine gun{?} ready to blast him away.
Next panel has the bear, now stuffed, in the hunter’s den with a ferocious looking face showing its fangs as if it were about to attack.
