Don’t hit me- I’m brittle!!!
Hail to thee, Robonia
A land I didn’t make up
Head Bureaucrat: “You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.”
Bender: “Bang, bang, bang… you got it all figured out, Cymbal-Playing Monkey.” (I say that one to my baby on a regular basis)
Leela: “Like a prom dress made of carpet remnants…”
Nibbolian: “Yes! Like your prom dress!”
Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers. It so happens that I have mail order degrees in Murderology and Murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!
I’ve never watched Futurama (or TV in general, lately), but these quotes are giving me the feeling that Bender has a relative named Marvin.
Look at me. I’m Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!
Too bad I was beaten to my favorite Zapp Brannigan line: “If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!” I’ll have to supply my Brannigan backup: “We’re defenseless, like fish in a barrel! … My instinct is: to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.”
And speaking of the Globetrotters:
Leela: …now ALL the planets are going to start cracking wise about our mamas!
Hermes: Oh, I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.
Prof. Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems!
The line that’s most thoroughly infiltrated my lexicon is the Professor’s “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” Suitable for all moments of disappointment, deflation, irritation, or outright disgust!
“Kif, I have mated with a woman…Inform the men.”
By the same token:
Farnsworth: “While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a ‘jive sucka’.”
Prof. Farnsworth: Astonishing! I must have created a parallel universe.
Alternate Prof. Farnsworth: Baldercrap! I created your universe. All you created was my fist parallel to your face! [punches weakly]
Prof. Farnsworth: Ow.
Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two…and Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon.
Kittens give Morbo gas.
Not at all. Bender drinks, smokes, gambles, cheats at cards, romances lady robots, often steals, and likes to have a good time in general. He often exhibits a maniacal personality. If anything, people get paranoid of him. Bender is larger than life.
Leela “sigh Professor, teeth do not belong in your pants.”
Prof. “Well, I can’t keep in my mouth. They’re nuclear powered!”