Leela: If not for you, do it for the people who love you
Bender: I hate the people who love me, and they hate me
Apropos for today:
Fry cracked corn and I don’t care
Leela cracked corn and she don’t care
Bender cracked corn and he is great!!!
…take that you stupid corn!
All great laugh lines, but I would like to add one:
Zapp: “I received your distress call and came when I felt like it.”
Tales of Interest voice-over: You watched it, you can’t UN-WATCH IT!
Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
Fry: Fatal.
Dr. Zoidberg: [hands Bender a wad of money] Large bet on myself in round one.
Zapp Brannigan: Take them to the laundry-brig!
This war has seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
From the episode where Fry gets sent to the robot insane asylum:
Leela: I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You’re going to do his laundry?
The way Amy slaps the professor for that one is just the icing on the hilarity cake.
PS: Sorry about the clip. The laughing guy at the end? Not me.
"Froggy went a-courtin’ and he did ride, blablablasomething Bender is great. Froggy went a-courtin’ and Bender is great Uh-huh, uh-huh.
“Thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex.”
Amy: Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now.
Zoidberg: Yes… “Now”…
“Please rise for the national anthem.”
“Scruffy’s on break.”
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies
upon lies!”
I can’t narrow it down to just one.
But I just saw those episodes. I’ll have new favorites tomorrow.
No dog food for Victor tonight!
This is my favorite line and probably episode.
“Scruffy goona die the way Scruffy lived.” Licks thumb and turns page of porn-mag.
Alternate universe Bender:
“Bite my glorious golden ass.”
Choke on that, causality!
Which precedes one of my favorite Futurama sight gags: Victor going into the office of Malfunctioning Eddie in the background, excitedly talking and pointing at Amy. Then Victor and Eddie clasp hands and jump up and down with glee. Victor comes back out and tells Amy, “He’s not happy.”
When malfunctioning Eddie is in the robot insane asylum…
“I go crazy at the smallest things on a monday”
“It’s a tuesday”
“WHAT?!?” (he explodes)
Fry: Ask her how her day was.
Zoidberg: Why would I wanna know that?
Fry: You wouldn’t. Ask anyway.
Zoidberg: How was your day?
Edna: Well first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish. Then…
Zoidberg: Fry, look what you did, she won’t shut up.
The whole scene is awesome but I just love the way Victor says 'Yes": JYeesss