What's your favorite Futurama quote?

“Bite my shiny metal ass!” (Bender)

“AAAAWWWWWWWWUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!” (Calculon)

“This fat suit itches like a bastard!” (Mom of all robots)

“Dicky’s back!” (Said by the head of Nixon, mounted on a huge robot body)

Things I love about Futurama:

  • Bender
  • Batchelor Chow
  • Zoidberg’s crabwalk
  • Nibbler
  • Fry escaping the brains on his Scooty-Puff Jr.
  • The robot devil
  • The Probulator
  • The head museum
  • The caped invaders from Persiad 8
  • Slurm

In the first show (I think), Bender gets scared by something, and his back door opens. A huge pile of bricks fall out–and that is when I fell in love with this show!

Bender: There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose!
Dr. Zoidberg: Uh oh. I shouldn’t have had seconds.

“That’s using your ass!” - Bender

“Turns out it’s man.”

He couldn’t escape on it, He only escaped when he got the Scooty puff Sr. :wink:

[Quote=Morbo]
Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
[/Quote]

On the basis of “most frequently used”, I’d say that this has to be one of my favorites. It’s surprising how frequently “(Thing) does not work that way! Goodnight!” is useful in conversation. Oddly enough, one of my other favorites, “Stop exploding you cowards!” also finds a significant amount of use in real life.

Really, most of Zap Brannigan’s lines are gold, especially when paired with Kif’s grunts of disgust in response.

(“As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!”)

Solider: Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?
Brannigan: Don’t ask me. You’re the one who’s going to be dying.

Brannigan: How many men did we lose, Kif?
Kif: All of them, sir.
Brannigan: Well, at least they won’t have to mourn each other.

The part that really killed me is how they worked that line into the song number, "You gotta do what you love’:

:smiley:

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills.
[opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out]
Fry: I cant swallow that.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.


Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good Lord! That’s over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one.

The one I use most is Bender’s “Woooooo!” from when he’s human…and dead. “Woooo…”

Most of my favorite, though, are from Zoidberg.

Farnsworth: Balderdash! I’ll be the judge of who’s cool, using the Cool-o-Meter… takes a reading

Cool-o-Meter: Oh, yeah!

Farnsworth: Good Lord! I’m getting a reading of over 40 MegaFonzies!!

Fry: Professor, what was the meaning of life?
Professor: Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit.

I’ll save me! - Bender

Farnsworth, when disposing of some bombs: “These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are.”

Zoidberg: Hooray! Someone is paying attention to Zoidberg!

Morbo: Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Actually, pretty much anything Morbo says.

“Hi Morbo, how’s the family?”

“belligerent and numerous!”

“Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.”

“So…humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed. MUUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Learning is fun.

Better than my wife’s cooking…I WILL DESTROY HER!