“This fat suit itches like a bastard!” (Mom of all robots)
“Dicky’s back!” (Said by the head of Nixon, mounted on a huge robot body)
Things I love about Futurama:
Bender
Batchelor Chow
Zoidberg’s crabwalk
Nibbler
Fry escaping the brains on his Scooty-Puff Jr.
The robot devil
The Probulator
The head museum
The caped invaders from Persiad 8
Slurm
In the first show (I think), Bender gets scared by something, and his back door opens. A huge pile of bricks fall out–and that is when I fell in love with this show!
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Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
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On the basis of “most frequently used”, I’d say that this has to be one of my favorites. It’s surprising how frequently “(Thing) does not work that way! Goodnight!” is useful in conversation. Oddly enough, one of my other favorites, “Stop exploding you cowards!” also finds a significant amount of use in real life.
Really, most of Zap Brannigan’s lines are gold, especially when paired with Kif’s grunts of disgust in response.
(“As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!”)
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills.
[opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out] Fry: I cant swallow that. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good Lord! That’s over 5000 atmospheres of pressure! Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one.