Here’s one from an episode I saw last night:
Fry’s Dad:
But, if I’m hard on you, it’s only 'cause I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can’t even conceive of them.
Mom: “Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?!”
Amy: “I do!”
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Lrr: “Stop eating our young!”
“Here stadium, where our women basketball teams play. We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.”
It’s the guys laughing that makes this line so good.
Also Zapp’s line "But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I’ll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure. " is great - it’s the way he says “manure”.
Guy: Let’s practice your execu-speak. “I’m worried about blank.”
Fry: Don’t you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.
Guy: Good. I also would have accepted, “Blank? Blank? You’re not looking at the big picture!”
I’m partial to “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised” from the same episode.
Also, I will never get enough Zoidberg.
“It’s good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol!”
“Ask her to mate with me?”
“induce vomiting! that was the solution! everywhere it went. oh, what a Valentines day that was!”
I also find myself saying “what an honor” in a bad Zoidberg voice sometimes.
Fry: “Shut up and take my money!”
Professor Farnsworth: “Just knowing we’re in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself a homo.”
Hot diggity daffodil!
Why is my coffee shaking? I don’t want my coffee shaking. I need a nap.
“What’s the good of Science if nobody gets hurt?”
Next, a man who needs no introduction!
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Fry, get up there!
Thats the saltiest thing ive ever tasted! and one time, I ate a big bowl of salt!
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
It can’t be! The murderer…it was -
[Fry yawns.]
Fry: I’m bored. You’re boring Zoidberg.
+1
And nobody has posted my most-oft-used Futurama line, the one my son and I use all the time to bid each other a loving farewell:
Toodleoo! …(Dumbass.)
My most oft used line:
“There. Fixed forever.”
Some other great ones
“I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan”
“Wait a minute! Bender’s name isn’t Bonder; it’s Bender!”
“Sweet something… of someplace”
"For saving Earth, and foiling me, I proudly, yet angrily, present you with our new highest honor: the Polluting Medal of Pollution. "
And the blackjack.
It is surprising how often I have used that line.
From How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back:
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
(After Hermes reinstalls Bender’s personality disc:)
I’m Bender, Baby! Please insert liquor.
“Our legends tell of a young ball like yourself who bounced 3 meters into the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters. Then he bounced 4 meters. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?”
That and Zap Brannigan in the shower, while Kiff scrubs his back.
“Lower… lower… lower… TOO LOW! …Lower…”