What's your favorite line/post?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I don’t mean your favorite that someone else posted, but which post or line in a post that you posted.

Among my favorites is this one, from a Pit thread of mine about a coworker who would not shut up and leave me alone while working weekends:
“I would find listening to a John Tesh/Yoko Ono duet 8 hours a day every Saturday and Sunday while simultaneously having my body shaved with a dull straight razor by a blind man with Parkinson’s Disease more enjoyable than another weekend with you.”

I also like the line (I don’t know why, but it’s always been a favorite of mine) from this MPSIMS thread where it finally dawns on me why my GF got mad at me when I didn’t think I did anything wrong:
“I know -
The first All-Star Game was played on July 6, 1933 at Chicago’s Comiskey Park,
I don’t know -
My GF’s birthday. Sometime in late June, maybe early July. It’s definitely a summer month.”

For some strange reason, I also like this line (not my best, by any means but for some reason I still like it) from a thread where I got mad at Hershey’s for making an impossible to open Mr. Goodbar wrapper:
“I can not eat the candy bar like this. Hersheys will hear of this outrage and feel my wrath, which I have named Fred.”

And finally, what is probably the best OP I ever wrote is the OP of At Least I Didn’t Kill the Cat

So what are your favorite posts? And please give us some links so we can read them in the context they were said.

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For some reason, I cracked myself up with this one:
“As a matter of fact, let’s all give a hand to Mr. Pommy Q. Nutbakker of Wrrnghxxia, Wales who actually posed the imbecilic query in its original form. Laudatory comments can be sent to the ignorant bastard at pommy_nut@whoisandycapp.com.”
From the thread Stealing other posts threads… Second attempt

Also, I kinda like my post here. (Whatever happened to that BratGuy, anyway?)
<ducks and runs>

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I just posted this today. I can’t state that it’s my favorite but worthy of noting:

This is soooo far off topic but I had to share.

I read:

quote:

…BlackIce Defender, Asus Probe and McCafee Netshield…

and it came out in my brain as:

…BlackIce Defender, Anus Probe and McCafee Netshield…

I am sooo sorry but that got me giggling!

Over on this thread Internet connectivity issues - please help!!!

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Oh sure, bring that up! :stuck_out_tongue:

And that BratGuy broke his leg, so we had to shoot him.

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Ah, just as well; he was always getting into car wrecks, so it was just a matter of time anyway… :wink:

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Foul, of course, but I like it – my post in the Pit under If you’re not raising a disabled child, shut the **** up!. My personal favorite line is the last one –

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I take the most pride, actually, in a recent exchange I have had in Great Debates in a thread about School Vouchers. Not one post, but an exchange with justanotherguy where several Dopers whom I totally respect actually posted just to say I did a great job with my points and cites.

I consider this board to be the smartest corner of the world wide web, and Great Debates to be an uncompromising place where it’s facts or fuck off and there are always a ton of people smarter or more knowledgable than I making salient points.

So, having people compliment me on my posts in this thread there was really cool!

Yer pal,
Satan

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You got a link for us, Satan?

The main reason I started this thread was hoping people would post links to threads I may have missed otherwise.

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Here’s the thread, and here’s the specific post I think Satan is talking about. (And it’s a peach of a post, alright, but read the whole thread for the full effect of Satan’s debating skills. Awesome.)

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Oh sure, Crunchy Frog. Make me work for it… :wink:

School Vouchers - Would they work?

The link is to Page 3 of the thread where I essentially started in on the debate…

Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, four days, 19 hours, 3 minutes and 22 seconds.
8071 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,008.97.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 35 minutes.

*THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN!
1996 · 1998 ··· WORLD CHAMPIONS ··· 1999 · 2000
26 Titles! The #1 Dynasty of all-time!
And most importantly… RULERS OF NYC!!