What's your lastest injury? Mine bloody eye.

Rugby boot and elbow at high speed…it didn’t help that the woman wearing the boot was a seven-foot Amazon!

I don’t get it. How do callouses and Krazy Glue help you?

Tendonitis in both arms. From knitting too much.

No laughing. I went crazy for the two weeks I wasn’t allowed to knit – winter break and I was deprived of my favorite hobby. Now I can only knit for fifteen minutes at a time, and for my current project, that’s only two rows. I estimate I’ll finish it sometime around 2010.

I closed the main door to the building on my thumb. It is now a lovely black colour, and is slowly coming off.

Nice.

Hell, I don’t know.

I bruise real easy, you see. If I ever get married and want to sue the hubby for assault with injury, I don’t even need him to actually have hit me, it’s rare for me to not have any bruises.

But I don’t know which of the current ones is newer.

[QUOTE=AngelicGemma]
I closed the main door to the building on my thumb. It is now a lovely black colour, and is slowly coming off.

Nice.
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Whould that be the whole thumb or the thumbnail? Waiting for the thumb to drop off would be icky for sure.

[QUOTE=August West]
My boss stabbed me in the arm with a utility knife yesterday. Left forearm about 3" below the elbow. It was pretty deep, but it was a busy, bizarre day, so I just duct-taped it back together.

I should mention that it was accidental.
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Lucky for you you have access to liquid pain reliever right there at work. :smiley:

[QUOTE=hawksgirl]
Started taking a matiral arts class this week - Tae Kuk Mu Sul.
I was sore after the first class Tuesday, but still went again on Thurs.

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Heh, that could either be marital arts or martial arts. I’m going with marital.

i can’t top NurseCarmen, but mine’s interesting if nothing else: i was attacked by a bathroom vanity drawer.

seriously.

i was walking through the bathroom when my robe, which wasn’t belted around me, caught the edge of a slightly-open drawer and yanked it clean out of it’s rails.

before i could blink, it had come down on my lower right leg. the rail, which i learned much to my personal misfortune, is quite surprisingly sharp-edged.

end result, a lovely inch-and-a-half crosswise gash (that’s going to leave a 1/2-wide scar for quite some time to come) that bled like there was no tomorrow. i still can’t believe a drawer rail did that much damage!! i’ve publicly accused the dive master of sharpening those rails just to annoy me. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
Whould that be the whole thumb or the thumbnail? Waiting for the thumb to drop off would be icky for sure.
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:smack:

I meant to say the thumb nail. I’m pretty sure the thumb will stay where it is.