Mine is (and I really don’t believe this) that Princess Diana was knocked up by someone other than Charles, and the Royals somehow staged/caused the car crash to preemptively avoid embarrassment.
I am often tempted to believe in TJLC, but the people who do believe in it are so damn insufferable that I can’t.
TJLC?
Is that really what a cursory google search suggests it is?
I believe most computer viruses are coded by McAfee, Norton, AVG, etc.
I honestly believe that is why many conservatives are against a good public education. They want us to return to a medieval economy where there is a small group of rich elites that control everything, a tiny middle class that does essential services and a sea of poor ignorant people who do all the work. In their worldview that is the way society is most stable.
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If so, weren’t they a little bit too late? Nobody seriously thinks Charles is Harry’s daddy.
The EM fields generated by cell phone use during pregnancy is the actual cause of autism spectrum disorders.
That just means that the conspiracy isn’t working, because everybody who used to have decent health insurance up until a couple of years ago blames ACA, not the insurance industry.
Many of the people at Bernie Sanders rallies are the same people…traveling from show to show like Deadheads.
That Trump throwing his hat in the presidential candidacy ring on the Republican side is the ultimate of the many cynical triangulation plots by the Clintons to ensure Hillary’s rise to the presidency. Somewhere along the line it got out of hand and their private conversations now go something like this:
Clintons: “Don, you have to slow your roll. This is getting out of hand.”
Trump: “Hill, Bill - you know I love you. I’m fighting for you. You’ve seen me make a repeated jackass of myself time and again, and these morons keep showing up to the rallies and voting booths. I’m trolling like nobody has trolled before and they still support me. What more can I do??”
Clintons: “I think it’s time to implement Plan B, Don. You must walk out with a swastika armband, drown a bag of kittens and bite off the head of a puppy at the next rally.”
Don: “Okay. I hope for your sake that it works the way you think it will. But I’m warning you, I look in their eyes at every convention and the zombie apocalypse is not out of the question.”
I’m in public education, and this is spot-on, and it’s not only government - Corporate America in general wants trained drones (smart people to create products and services for dumb people to be tricked into believing they need), not classically-educated critical thinkers. I’m not knocking the value of STEM (educational buzzshit for “Science - Technology - Engineering - Math”), but where’s the H? The humanities and arts are just barely hanging on by their fingernails.
Oh everything’s price is being escalated, not due to supply and demand, government control is being worsened every year. Just those polytitshuns lining their pockets
I watched a show on Americas worsening infrastructures the other day and they said it would take trillions, billions whatever to correct so many of these problems. I told them (speaking out loud) call the congress, they’ve all got all sorts of money to burn, would put a great deal of people to work for a great long time!
otherwise, all good, believable conspiracies posted in here, I’m right there with ya!
I’ve long thought that McCain/Republicans threw the 2008 election. He/They knew the economic meltdown was coming by late summer, so he started fumbling easy questions (How many houses do you own, senator?) and then in late August he chose Palin (an inexperienced governor from an electorally inconsequential state) as his Vice President. Everything went down hill from there and McCain/Republicans lost the election, but didn’t have to clean up the mess resulting from republican deregulation of the banking industry.
I claim to have the most supported conspiracy theory of this thread! If anyone says otherwise, you’re part of a conspiracy to oppress me!
Somewhere, Kersten’s mean ex-wife giggles at the memory of creating the urban legend about Kersten’s Great Blunder.
There exists a species which looks exactly like us. About ten percent of our civilization is actually a completely separate species. They can recognize each other, but we can’t recognize them. We can’t interbreed- they’re rarely even attracted to us. In all respects, they’re just like us- they’ve evolved alongside us, and they’re able to pass unnoticed among us. On average, they’re not quite as smart as humans are. There’s one major difference, though:
They’ve got charisma. They’ve got “it”. They’re more socially aware, and while they may not make better leaders, they’re almost always the ones who move into leadership positions.
You know the guy who looks completely average, but who gets laid all the time? He’s one of them. Most actors are of that species. Most politicians, too. They evolved alongside us, and have been basically “social parasites”- like cuckoos- all throughout our history. They knowingly exploit us, they work together to do so… but we don’t even know they exist. To them, we’re nothing more than cattle.
Why haven’t they displaced us? Because they don’t breed anywhere near as fast as we do. Just like predators, if they overbreed, they’ll kill off their prey. Parasites don’t want to kill off their hosts. Some of them adopt human children to fit in, but most of them have just enough children to keep their population about 1/10th of the normal human population.
They’ve been here all along, right under our noses. We don’t know who they are, but we instinctually like them and let them exploit us.
Everything is exactly the same - and - at the same time - completely different.
The same right down to the dust bunnies, but totally different - utterly false.
I blame the robots. They’re looking at me again.
Kill all humans!
Here, put on these sunglasses…