In case it isn’t obvious, here’s the point:
Many people know the adage “age is only a number” and I’m sure many of you have been told to “act your age”. Well, this is turning those two sayings on their ear.
Me too. It explains so much.
I just turned 4. But my husband will be 25 in October. He always was a cradle robber!
I’m still 33 and I think I’ll have to tease hubby about being 73!
I’m 3, and damn proud of it. Now me and my niece can have a proper conversation.
(bolding mine)
That explains the grammar… 
(run away, run away)
Wow! I am 46! And will age 10 years in the next 120 or so days !
Here’s what to do at a birthday party.
It’s someone’s birthday, say, the big 7-5. Take the ‘7’ and the ‘5’ on the birthday cake and then transpose them. Vola. 57. If they object or are confused, explain to them the concept of reverse age.
23 - Yay, remember those years well, worked as a van driver after college.
Heh. I’m 91.
I’m 21 in reverse binary. I think that means I’m old enough to buy a drink in Geekland.
Great Og! I’m 84 and about to age 10 years! (eh. that’s how old I;ve been feeling of late, anyway ::shrug:: )
Have you seen Spamalot yet? 
no, dammit.
that would make me 13.
81
I was talking to a guy I work with about the age difference between him and his wife.
“I’m 42 and she’s 32 but it’s no big deal.”
“Maybe not now. But I bet there was talk when you took her to your senior prom.”
darn. 