A few nights ago my SO and I were in bed and I was almost asleep. Suddenly S.O. says to me:
“How come you didn’t tell me how to mumble when I wanted you to mumble?”
SO: I told you to let me know!
Me: What are you talking about?
SO: sighs angrily whatever.
Me: No, what?
Me: No, what are you talking about? I can’t help you if you don’t tell me!
SO: Just forget it. Never mind.
Me: Fine, you don’t have to get so bitchy. You’re the one who asked. I just didn’t understand what you said.
SO: SHUT UP!
Me: Excuse me?
This went on for some time, escalating into him name-calling and being increasingly frustrated, until I eventually left the room and slept in the spare room (the first time we had slept in separate rooms b/c of a fight.)
He got up in the middle of the night and came into the other room.
SO: Why are you in here?
Me: don’t start again now.
SO: What are you talking about? What happened?
There was a pause as I looked at him and realized he didn’t have a clue what had just transpired.
And that was the night I found out he talks in his sleep.
So what’s the stupidest fight you ever had with someone?