I am eating sushi for lunch at my desk and I squirted soy sauce all over my monitor and paperwork. Yay!
Also, I am all of a sudden a chopstick tard and I had to resort to spearing my unagi with one chopstick.
poor me.
Serves you right for eating raw fish! shudder 
MMMMmmmmm Sushi!
Gee that sounds good! I’m going to have to do that for lunch tomorrow.
(But I think I’ll hold the soy sauce…)
unagi isn’t raw, which is why i love it oh so much.
Mmm. Sushi! Mmmmmm. Unagi!
Mmmm… Sushi!
Let’s do lunch!
I looove sushi. Let’s go to one of those “Running Sushi” places. I like it when your food circles you and you have to grab it. Maybe it’s the primeval urge to hunt for your own food.
yeah, there’s this place in Little Tokyo in LA that has that circle thing. It’s called the Frying Fish, I think.
I am always a chopstick tard, I pick them up and through the magic of CGI I have ten thumbs.
Very fresh sushi is the food of the gods.
Was-aaaaaaaBI!
WASABI!