When a poster is suspended, they get a thread. What about..

How can one even contemplate a burger with no beetroot? Are you Scottish?

Knock off the beetroot stuff, folks! This thread is about Marmite, remember?

We’re trying to get the taste out of our mouths.

I have never understood the American revulsion at Marmite and Vegemite in a nation where Kraft makes millions of dollars every year selling Cheez Whiz.

Can a cheese warning be cumulative with other disruptive behavior?

Or does the cheese stand alone?

<<shudder>>

My marmite mixes nicely with 5 year old cheddar.

Running equal amounts of Spam and Velveeta thru a meat grinder does make a tasty spread to put on bread and then broil, however.

This from a cheese gourmet?

:::checks moderator handbook:::

Hey, in my fridge I’ve got 30 year old cheddar, 12 year old cheddar, 5 lbs of 5 year old cheddar, 5 year old swiss, some smoked gouda, bleu, some specialty cranberry cheddar and dill jack, habanero jack, block stravecchio parmesan, and a nice big block of velveeta. What can I say?

At the risk of sending this hijack into CS territory, kittenblue once offered a marvelous restaurant recipe for a crocked cheese spread that was Velveeta, sherry, horseradish, Worcestershire sauce and a little pepper all ground together. It’s magnificent.

Marmite is the Devil’s toe-jam, however.

You never clean that thing out, do you.

It’ll get cleaned out the next time the whole family is together, in the traditional Mercotan cheese ritual. That stuff cost $6 per oz.

Do NOT bump this thread since it’s from 2007, but here’s a link straight to the post, for the interested (like me).

Dear Og
Thank you for bread and butter.
And Velveeta.
Forget all that other shit please.
Amen

[John Cleese walks into Qadgop’s house, checks fridge]

“Well, that’s totally fucked up this sketch, then”.

You gouda be kidding me - taunting is a time honored SD tradition.

And then there was the explosion at the French cheese factory. All that was left was de brie.

Too late.