I’ve discovered you cannot blame it on the African Grey sitting on the chair next to you.
But you can blame it on the toy poodle next to you. Atleast I do.
You guys need the Fart Pad from American Inventor…
Wow, how cool is it to see “Lips_Obsession” in a thread about discretely cutting a fart.
Of course you can, as long as it doesn’t smell. I think our Jardine’s has picked up a fart-like noise from us (either that or it’s supposed to be the coffee grinder).
Rex! Get out from under that there chair before he done takes a shit on you!
Oh, we don’t have to worry about blameing him for the AUDIBLE ones. If you catch my drift. He mimics them just fine.
“Discreet” I understand. “Fart” I understand. Together…not so much.
Fart proudly, man!
Did you lean to the left when you did it?
Don’t tell anyone it’s an African Grey. Tell everyone it’s a rare Melanesian Flatukeet and it’s costing you an arm and a leg to have its food imported–Papuan legumes and denatured sulphur water.