Me too! I considered it ominous.
My favorite one I’ve actually received:
Love triangle not on square
My favorite one I’ve wanted to receive:
Help, I’m stuck in a fortune cookie factory!
My mother used to pack my lunch when I was in grade school. Every so often she’d put in a note that said, “Help, I’m being held prisoner in a school lunch factory.”
My brother once got a cookie “fortune” that said
The four food groups are vegetable & fruit, meat, dairy, and grain.
Not making that up, I swear.