Am I the only one thinking ‘When Flying Spagetti Monsters go bad’?
It looks like a virus.
Her body may be great, but I bet if you peeled off her face you’d find a people-eating, water-thieving reptile.
I gathered as much. It seemed like an obvious tie-in to a planned Super Bowl commercial. Pizza Hut usually does come out with some new product for Super Bowl Sunday. They want us to know about it before then, so they give us the teaser ads, and save the big commercial for the big game.
I now have the need to have pizza for supper. I think I’ll make my own though, without cheesy pustules.
I suppose it’s just another one of those cultural things; pizza restaurants here provide knives and forks; probably about three-quarters of the patrons do not use their fingers to directly handle the food at all. I’m sure you’re just as strange to us as we are to you.
In my experience, plenty of people here in the US use a knife and fork.
Last time i was in New York, i ate a few times at Lombardi’s, probably my favorite pizza place and a New York institution.
Not only do they provide cutlery, but on the occasions when i’ve eaten there at least half of the patrons seem to use a knife and fork for eating their pizza. I like eating pizza by hand, but also use cutlery when it seems to make the meal more manageable.
I do if the thing is too hot to hold.
I could tell you that your idea of “normal” is exactly why so many Americans are getting fatter (your normal) on average.
I could tell you that your “normal” size 12 woman cannot run a mile without being winded and spent.
I could tell you that there is no effort involved in getting fat. Nobody wakes up one day and decides to put an effort into getting fat.
I could tell you that there is building evidence that being thin extends life and quality thereof very significantly. Up to 50% in primates.
But you don’t seem to want to hear any of that, do you?
Being thin take effort, discipline and yes, sometimes a roll model. JS is not a particularly good or bad one. Your objections seem to lie in the fact that people who put a significant effort into staying thin and fit are skewing some “normal” average you have in mind.
You know, if there are 10 people in the room, nine of whom are 100 lb overweight and one who is fit and active. The 9 people in that population will be closest to “normal”. Won’t make them fit or healthy. But certainly “normal” for that population. Just cuz people are getting fatter on average, doesn’t make them healthy. It certainly doesn’t make people who are fit some sort of abnormal freaks.
Quicksilver I really don’t see anyone claiming that “people who are fit are abnormal freaks”. You seem to be the one with issues. Get a grip.
I can’t believe we’re two pages into this and no one as far as I have noticed has pointed out the rather obvious fact that Cheesy Nodules would be an excellent name for a rock band.
No, dear. I think most women who have D cup breasts also usually have a little tummy too, and probably a decent sized booty too. That seems to be how most women I know are built. I have a friend who is 5’3", 100lbs, and is in great shape, but she has this cute little belly and she thinks she’s fat. Why? Because the cultural standard is Jessica Simpson. I don’t like it.
Well, that’s really not true, actually. When I taught high school, the entire girl’s swim team were size 12s and they were in great shape. Size 12 does not mean fat. It means larger.
Do I know you? Who exactly do you think I am? I’m not overweight, and I’m a size 8 with D cups, but I don’t look like Jessica Simpson. I used to think I ought to and worked out like a maniac, but my little tummy never went away. Finally, a personal trainer told me, “Listen, that pad of fat? That’s normal. Most normal women have it. The only way you’ll get rid of it is with surgery or starvation, so why not just learn to like it?” I’m going to take her word for it, not yours.
That said, I’m not going to eat the Cheesy Nodules, and neither is Ms. Simpson. This is about Pizza Hut, dude, not whatever you’re on about. Please take this axe you’re trying to grind on my head to another thread, because you’re starting to get a bit too strident for a light-hearted bitch session about crappy pizza.
Most women don’t have D cups. Do they? Or maybe not the ones I’m generally attracted to.
(* I’m not pitting you Ruby. That’s why I didn’t link the pit to this thread. I’d just like not to hear people criticize fitness as something abnormal. )
But Jessica Simpson looks like a D cup to me, at least in those bikini pictures. Her body, however, does not match those boobs. Fake boobs are not “normal” and have nothing to do with fitness whatsoever. Neither does air brushing or creative lighting, from which Ms. Simpson also benefts in these photos.
Well, good thing, because I am not saying fitness is abnormal. Let me say this to you once more: I don’t think Jessica Simpson looks fit, at least in that first picture Diosa Bellisima posted. She looked all out of proportion, with jutting ribs and hips, big weird boobs, and no body fat. WOMEN NATURALLY HAVE BODY FAT, esp. women with large breasts.
I don’t understand why you insist that anyone here is railing against fitness. Fitness is the issue you’re harping on but I’m not. One of the reasons I started this thread was to decry the incredibly fattening, disgusting pizza being hawked by this inane, horrible commercial. I wish people wouldn’t eat crap like this.
I want to state for Mangetout that the ad shows the people eating with their hands and not using plates or utensils. You get pizza for parties and gatherings. People grap a slice and a drink, then walk around the gathering. They might carry it around on a plate, but they can’t eat it with a fork in that situation. I wanted to stir away from the British and American way to eat again. I hope this helps as to why it looks like they want you to grab a handful of sauce. It’s also like McDonalds, you may be able to down some, but you have to be very hungry, high or a kid to want it.
Dragging this thread kicking and screaming back on topic…
I just saw an ad for another bizarre pizza creation. Domino’s now has a product called Mozzerella Stick Pizza, which from what I can tell appears to be just like a regular pizza, except there are big rectangles of pure cheese scattered on it like the spokes of a wheel.
Personally, I haven’t had pizza in over a year, but as a general rule, I figure that any company that has to come up with new gimmicky products every month to sell food is probably doing so because their regular menu isn’t good enough to sell itself.
Thank you.
I looked on the Domino’s website and didn’t see it. Now I’m curious. Could it be more monstrous than the Cheesy Nodule Pizza?
The ony place that has to try harder to sell the same old crap in a new shape is Taco Bell. I’ll bet you they have the same parent company too.
Combine and get the new grey pasty bean gunk barretto stuffed crust taco topping Pizza Hut pizza, with pull my fingers of cheese around the edges.
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I really hate to get inbetween the two of you, but Quick? The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a roll model. I’m sure you meant to say role model.
Indeed they do, along with KFC, Long John Silver’s, and A&W Restaurants.
It looks good to me. If you are going to Pizza Hut for pizza, you are barking up the wrong tree. If you are going to Pizza Hut for “pizza flavored food product” you are at the right place.