I’m stuck at work so I need entertainment.
My Ex, Amy (she’s my ex because she’s in college and while we love each other we don’t want to be committed, so we’re friends with benefits) and I, along with 2 other friends were at a chinese restaurant in our home town. We were discussing various issues and we got onto family. I mentioned that when my Uncle got married his wife sent in a picture of him naked to Playgirl. He was rated a -10, including the well placed staple (Why in the HELL he would get a -10 is beyond me. He’s not ugly, just burly and furry).
Then Amy starts trying to convince ME to send in my picture (I’m a pale skinny white boy. I’d be LUCKY if I got a -10) and I’m not having any of it. Anyway the four of us are still talking and I ask Amy, “Baby, would YOU give me a 10 if you were Playgirl?”
She looked me square in the eye and asked IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, “What, on the positive scale?”
I IMMEDIATELY went into my Baseketball routine - AWWW!! AWWW! When tray saw Mr October hitting the home run in the World Series he went to was taped by over by some roadkill show. If you’ve seen the movie you know what I mean - and after a while I start laughing. And Amy starts apologizing and the more she apologises the more I laugh, until I can’t help but cry.
Looking at her when I finally managed to compose myself and seeing her sparkling blue/green eyes, that was the moment I realized that I truly and completely loved her more than anyone else I had ever known.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Anyone else feel like sharing?
Sanscour